billdenbrough: hi good morning!
stanley: morning baby
billdenbrough: get off your phone ur at work
stanley: shhh i wanted to say good morning to you and why would you text me if u didn't want me to respond!!!
billdenbrough: because i wanted to text u!!!!!!!!
stanley: hey do you have any meetings today?
billdenbrough: no but i have a chapter due tomorrow and i'm not even halfway done
stanley: damn get that done!! richie is coming over for dinner
billdenbrough: since when
stanley: richie said eddies family is visiting and he needs a break from their 'annoying asses'
billdenbrough: im so glad our families get along lol
stanley: i know, it'd really suck if your parents and brother disliked me
billdenbrough: i want to be married again stan. just at a courthouse. you and i, nothing big and fancy like last time. and i want to take a trip :(
stanley: i need to go back to work but we can talk about this later
billdenbrough: oh-
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trashmouthtozier: EDDIES FAMILY IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING THEYRE JUST LIKE HIS GOD DAMN MOTHER
eddietozier: shut
alissa.may: rudeeee
trashmouthtozier: not u alissa
billdenbrough: i am the biggest clown ever
trashmouthtozier: bill im literally like gonna come over ur house rn
billdenbrough: i need to finish a chapter but i'm busy crying bc i think i just fucked up my life
eddietozier: what happened bb!!!
billdenbrough: I AM A CLOWN
eddietozier: why?
billdenbrough: imgonnacrybye
trashmouthtozier: i'll help u bill i can't stand these ppl any more eddie is the only sane one here
stanley: Why are you crying?
eddietozier. he won't tell me! but u should go talk to him
trashmouthtozier: Omg your room is a MESS stan how did you let it get like that
stanley: Huh? I cleaned it up this morning.
trashmouthtozier: [1 photo attachment]
stanley: What the fuck-
stanley: billdenbrough You've been up 2 hours, how did you make it look like a tornado went through our room?????
