private messaging
stanley: can we talk bill?
billdenbrough: mhm!
stanley: okay
stanley: i got offered a job in georgia
stanley: it's really well paying and i did some research, there's some great publishing agency's around atlanta
stanley: i know it's a lot to take in but i really want to get this job, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity bill
stanley: and being an author and all you don't need to be in California to write
stanley: if you don't want to go i understand.
billdenbrough: oh wow that's a lot to take in
billdenbrough: uhm
billdenbrough: wow that's a lot to take it..
stanley: I'm sorry i didn't mean to just put it all on you like that but they need an answer by next month and yeah
billdenbrough: can i have some time to think things over?
stanley: things..? like relationship things-
billdenbrough: Just things.
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stanley: Welp.
stanley: Hey guys.
stanley: I might be single soon! 👋🏼
eddietozier: WHAT
trashmouthtozier: excuse me, What.
den.g: billdenbrough explain yourself
billdenbrough: Stan- i didn't mean it that way i meant like geographically wise
stanley: "Just things." In grammar and everything. 😪
billdenbrough: u really think i'm going to divorce you because i wouldn't want to move.... ok
eddietozier: YOURE MOVING???????
stanley: It's undecided.
eddietozier: why are u moving...
stanley: Job offer.
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private messaging
billdenbrough: i can think of pros and cons
stanley: what are they?
billdenbrough: pro, we'll be somewhat closer to our families
billdenbrough: con, further away from our best friends
billdenbrough: pro, we'll have more total income because of your jew job,
stanley: jew-
billdenbrough: new*
stanley: lmaoo
billdenbrough: con, i'll have to build up a following in georgie rather than california, and prove myself to the new publishers
billdenbrough: that's all i can think of rn
stanley: i forgot about alissa- and how she was going to be our surrogate?
billdenbrough: we can adopt, right? we don't need to bring a new child into the world when there's already plenty in poverty
stanley: yeah
billdenbrough: i think i'm leaning towards yes
stanley: that's great!
billdenbrough: there's still other factors though
stanley: well of course, that's a given
stanley: but for now we can focus on telling people, right?
billdenbrough: shouldn't you let them know?
stanley: are you certain you want to go
billdenbrough: i think it would be a good opportunity for us babe
stanley: okay <3
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stanley: We're moving to Georgia.
eddietozier: ...
eddietozier: are u guys joking
billdenbrough: nope ):
trashmouthtozier: i-
eddietozier: dude
billdenbrough: we'll all have to arrange a yearly reunion somewhere
stanley: We're sorry, guys. We'll still talk here everyday, okay?
eddietozier: why are y'all even doing it
stanley: I have a better job offer.
trashmouthtozier: of course, one thing happens to you so you change your whole life for it.
billdenbrough: it's not like that-
billdenbrough: it's not like i'm making millions from my books. close? sure but not millions
billdenbrough: and it's not about me, my job is flexible
eddietozier: okay
billdenbrough: why are you guys even upset
trashmouthtozier: bc our best friends are moving thousands of miles away from us
stanley: We're going to adopt kids there.
stanley: You might be sad, but at the end of the day it's about what Bill and I want.
