9 years earlier... eighth grade
bevvv: sup guys:)
billdenbrough: hi beverly!
bevvv: hi cutie what's up?
billdenbrough: mm nothing just about to start reading for this months book report. what's up w u lovebug?
bevvv: talking to the cutest boy in the world!
billdenbrough: ooo who?
bevvv: u! :)
billdenbrough: qpeofkkforprpr you're the best
trashmouthtozier: da spaghetti mans the best!
eddiek: pls stop richie ur rlly annoying
stanley: .
trashmouthtozier: hey stan!
stanley: hi :/
mikehanlon: hey what's wrong :(
stanley: nothing i'm fine
mikehanlon: not true what's wrong?
stanley: im good.
billdenbrough: that's a lie
billdenbrough: whenever someone uses a . then they're lying
stanley: that's not necessarily true.
billdenbrough: dm me
stanley: i'm good. thx. i won't.
eddiek: ...
eddiek: this is so awkward
trashmouthtozier: ^
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private messaging
billdenbrough: what's wrong stan?
stanley: nothing bill.
stanley: i'm fine.
billdenbrough: okay...
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1 day later..
stanley: well
stanley: that was certainly awkward!
bevvv: mhm. just a little bit
ben.hanscom: definitely
billdenbrough: oof.
eddiek: the quarry? oh ya when i was on richies shoulders in a chicken fight and he got a boner
trashmouthtozier: don't bring that up ok. it was an accidental boner
trashmouthtozier: and to be fair u were running ur hands up and down my shoulders an awful lot
eddiek: i was trying to get on first of all
eddiek: second of all you moved m6 hands there
mikehanlon: that is not what they are talking about
eddiek: oh bill accidentally admitting his feelings for stan?
bevvv: yeah. bill breaking up with me and simultaneously establishing a new relationship within the same 5 minutes. mhm, that.
stanley: eek bill and i aren't dating? we're only in 8th grade
bevvv: you're gonna be freshmen soon enough, so why not?
billdenbrough: heh.
eddiek: but richies thing was pretty awkward too
billdenbrough: oh yeah it was lmfao
stanley: but it was really funny
trashmouthtozier: ok fuck u guys
eddiek: U WISH U COULD
trashmouthtozier: true
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billdenbrough: i'm-
billdenbrough: I SAW THAT LMFAO
eddiek: saw what
trashmouthtozier: saw ur beautiful naked mom
eddiek: ew omg ur disgusting i hate u
stanley: i meannnnnnnn
stanley: eddies not wrong b
trashmouthtozier: everyone hates me
billdenbrough: not everyone
