stanley: Good morning to all.
stanley: I hope you all have a stupendous day.
eddietozier: stan u both just disappeared last night when we came out u both were gone like did u make up or
stanley: I wouldn't like to discuss that right now.
stanley: For the first time in 4 months, I'm in a good mood. I don't want to change that, please.
eddietozier: so i guess you guys didn't then......
stanley: 😐
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private messaging
billdenbrough: hmm i thought we did make up 🤔
stanley: Even though they pushed us to, they still did it without our permission. We should keep us a secret for now.
billdenbrough: what is us anyway
stanley: Complicated.
billdenbrough: when will we be boyfriends?
stanley: I don't know.
billdenbrough: well when are you fully moving back in?
stanley: I'm giving up a well-paying job just to be with you, just be patient. I have other things I need to sort out. I was planning on moving to Georgia soon, I already delayed it enough because of the divorce. Now, I have to tell them I'm not going at all. I don't exactly have the money to do a bunch of things right now. I'm not the one making almost millions off of books.
billdenbrough: oh sorry
billdenbrough: i'll stop pushing
billdenbrough: if you need me to pay for anything i gladly will until you get settled in our place again
stanley: Our place. (:
stanley: That's cute.
billdenbrough: well we did buy it together
stanley: Indeed, we did.
stanley: I will be over in a bit.
billdenbrough: okay (:
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trashmouthtozier: well that fucking sucks
den.g: stanley Hey i realize it's awkward between you and bill but news flash i'm not bill denbrough i'm georgie denbrough you can still talk to me you know my fortnite account is still active
stanley: Sorry, I'll try. No hard feelings.
bevvv: damn what did i miss
billdenbrough: oh lots
alissa.may: bill if you ever wanna talk i'm here
billdenbrough: thanks
bevvv: so like what happened
eddietozier: a lot-
stanley: Guys!
trashmouthtozier: ??????????
stanley: For the first time in 4 months... I got laid. It's been so long, I almost forgot how to do it.
eddietozier: oh...
trashmouthtozier: already-?
stanley: Are you not happy for me? What am I supposed to do for the rest of my life? Wallow away like some widow?
