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den.g: hi

billdenbrough: hey how are u feeling

stanley: Oml, I heard what happened. Sorry Georgie, that must hurt so bad.

den.g: ty it does hurt rlly bad lmao

eddietozier: what happened?

den.g: tore my acl

eddietozier: OWCH

billdenbrough: ripppppp

trashmouthtozier: holy shit

trashmouthtozier: idk what acl is but thay must hurt!

den.g: lmao

stanley: Hi....!

billdenbrough: hey!!!!!!!!

eddietozier: hey stan

mikehanlon: do you guys remember when stan and bill called each other stanny and billy......

billdenbrough: omg that was SO cringey

stanley: We were so lame...

mikehanlon: "time check"

stanley: EW. LMFAO.

stanley: Stop, I'm going to laugh at work and people will think I'm crazy.

eddietozier: get off ur phone at work!

stanley: Sorry... 😔

billdenbrough: im rlly ab to go on a diet

eddietozier: bitch why

eddietozier: show me the body fat

eddietozier: u have none ur a whole twig

billdenbrough: i eat JUNK i'm gonna die before i'm 30

trashmouthtozier: don't go on a diet just eat healthier

stanley: I'll join you in it Bill.

stanley: I eat a lot of stuff you eat and my metabolism isn't as fast, plus I'm getting really tired really quickly.

billdenbrough: shut up ur perfect

stanley: Proof?

billdenbrough: just look at urself man. anyone would be lucky to hav u :(

stanley: 😇

billdenbrough: ur Adorable!

eddietozier: im tiredddd

stanley: Today sucked. I'm going to take the longest bath.

eddietozier: NO

trashmouthtozier: NO BATHS

stanley: ...Why?

eddietozier: BATHS ARE BAD TAKE A SHOWER

stanley: Baths are relaxing.

eddietozier: but ur sitting in ur own filth

stanley: I shower when I wake up, bathe occasionally if I've had a bad day to relax. I'm still clean, I work in an office...

billdenbrough: sometimes we———-🤭

stanley: Be quiet.

billdenbrough: u be quiet u love me😡😡😡

stanley: Maybe so!

eddietozier: guys ..... i have something to tell you

eddietozier: please don't be upset with me...

eddietozier: but......

eddietozier: im gay

billdenbrough: bro if i rlly have to take a class for this omg

billdenbrough: gonna jessica mr wilson my way thru

stanley: Hey.. don't joke about that. :'(

billdenbrough: i love u😘

stanley: :'((((

billdenbrough: ITS JUST A JOKEEEEEE

eddietozier: what is jessica mr wilson

trashmouthtozier: eddie have u never-

eddietozier: Joe momma?

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