jaysonly: omfg has anyone seen the politician. s2 just came out and i'm ready to binge watch. i love ben platt sm like when i went to see him in deh i fell in love
trashmouthtozier: just wait until stan sees this
eddietozier: hi richie ily,,
trashmouthtozier: hello eds how are you doing my love
stanley: SEASOM TWO OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO PUMPED BRB BINGE WATXHING TJAY SHIT SEE YOU ALL IN A FEW
jaysonly: omfg yes
trashmouthtozier: stanley's in love with him
eddietozier: almost as much as richies in love with me!
trashmouthtozier: almost as much as i'm in love with your mother, edsy wedsy
billdenbrough: morninggggg im so tired i want to go back to bed
eddietozier: hi bill my one true love
jaysonly: i'm not ur one true love?!
eddietozier: u are
alissa.may: bills mine back off
eddietozier: actually bills my bitch. so step off
billdenbrough: LMAOAOA
trashmouthtozier: you all are my bitches so actually eddie u step off
eddietozier: ur so mean. bye.
eddietozier: divorced!
trashmouthtozier: ugh! stan is typing. he likes to think bills his bitch but we all know bills my bitch soooo
stanley: richard
trashmouthtozier: u can either have one bitch. ben platt or bill
stanley: that's like asking an author their favorite book
eddietozier: how so??? choose between one being urs and the other being richies!
stanley: bill
billdenbrough: simp alert
stanley: i am not a simp you're a simp
billdenbrough: for who??
jaysonly: for me 😋
billdenbrough: yes ❤️
stanley: for me
billdenbrough: u wish
trashmouthtozier: i'm a simp for eddies mom
eddietozier: shut up
eddietozier: BILL ARE YOU STEALING JAY FROM ME
jaysonly: yes he is
billdenbrough: not intentionally!!!
eddietozier: YOU ALREADY HAVE A BEST FRIEND JAY. ME
eddietozier: YOU DONT NEEd BILL TOO
stanley: bill has friends???? since when
billdenbrough: u shut up
billdenbrough: IM NOT STEALING HIM FROM YOU EDDIE WE'RE JUST BECOMING FRIENDS
eddietozier: ur cheating.
jaysonly: LLMFSOO
stanley: jacob i'm sorry to break it to you
stanley: but william is no fun
billdenbrough: says the one who watches BIRDS for his own enjoyment
stanley: and you stay up until 7 am doing what? watching tv. loser
billdenbrough: at least i don't want to bone a celebrity who has a boyfriend when i have a boyfriend myself
eddietozier: LOLOLOLOOLL
trashmouthtozier: bills getting so bold LMFOAO
stanley: i don't know what to say. i've been betrayed
billdenbrough: sorry ily 😔
jaysonly: LMAOAOAOOAO BILL
billdenbrough: it's true though
billdenbrough: ben platt has a bf..and so does stan..a perfectly good one
stanley: alright
stanley: goodnight everyone i am off to bed, bill if you are wise you should come with me
