alissa.may: y'all-
alissa.may: beverly and ben are fighting
alissa.may: they NEVER fight
trashmouthtozier: well hm eddie and i aren't looking too bad now huh
eddietozier: 😡😡
eddietozier: why was i the one who had to change my username i liked it better as eddiek , eddietozier is too long
trashmouthtozier: well technically your last name is tozier now
eddietozier: ik but this username is too long
trashmouthtozier: 🙄
trashmouthtozier: it's really not a big deal, it's 5 extra letters,
eddiek: there we go
trashmouthtozier: eddie srsly omg
eddiek: u said it wasn't a big deal
trashmouthtozier: whatever. if you didn't want my last name then you shouldn't have taken it
eddietozier: there. happy
trashmouthtozier: whatever
alissa.may: wElL hM eDdIe aNd i aReNt lOoKiNg tOo bAd nOw hUh
stanley: Hello everyone.
trashmouthtozier: why are you using rammer all of a sudden
billdenbrough: because he thinks it looks good idk it's cute tho
stanley: Thank you, Will. And Richie, it's called being professional.
stanley: I'm not going to text in all lowercase to my boss, now am I? Right. So, I need to practice.
billdenbrough: :-) will
stanley: Oops. I meant Bill. My bad, love.
willbyers: did someone say my name
trashmouthtozier: yaes it was staniel my one and only🤤🥵💘😩👉🏼👌🏼
stanley: Gross.
trashmouthtozier: i'm hurt 😣😔😔
eddietozier: ok
willbyers: stozier is rising ladies and gentlemen
mikewheeler: finally
mikewheeler: stozier>>>>>
eddietozier: .
eddietozier: okay
eddietozier: well if stozier is rising then i guess i'm not needed.
eddietozier left the chat!
mikewheeler: HE JUST MAD CUZ STOZIER IS COMING TO REAL LIFE🥴
willbyers: ya he's angry bc he knows that stozier is the superior ship
mikewheeler: ily
willbyers: ily2 :)
mikewheeler: he mad for no reason tho he knows that stozier is better and he's known that since he was 17
billdenbrough: no i think eddie is being completely rational. i mean, you guys said that richie and stan are a better couple (when they aren't even dating) than richie and eddie. and richie and eddie are marrieds. so yeah, he has a very big right to be upset
billdenbrough: as do i, because you said stan is better with richie than he is with me.
billdenbrough: that's not true, and it's really rude that you said that, numerous times within the last 10 minutes
stanley: Personally, I believe Bill and I are the best couple in this chat. We told each other our feelings, and bam, within a year we knew we wanted to get married. But we also knew that fights and arguments would get in the way with that so we just didn't argue or fight or bicker.
willbyers: stozier is still my otp
trashmouthtozier: ah yaes stan my love come running in my arms 😩😩😖😖😜💁🏽♀️
trashmoutozier: ok where is my husband
trashmouthtozier: i'm on my break and i want to talk to him:((
willbyers: he left the chat
trashmouthtozier: QHAT WHY
mikewheeler: he's on his period and can't accept that you and stan are a better ship
trashmouthtozier added 1 person to the chat!
eddietozier: i don't want to be in this anymore and i don't want mike and will to fly here and visit us
mikewheeler: ouch someone's grumpy
eddietozier: yeah! i am fucking grumpy!
eddietozier: because stan and richie aren't married or even dating and you guys say that they're a better couple than richie and i and stan and bill.
eddietozier: and i know you guys aren't joking, either
eddietozier: and that really hurts. seriously.
eddietozier has left the chat!
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private messaging
trashmouthtozier: hi babe. i saw what u were saying and i rlly hope that you don't believe what mike and will were saying. we are a much better couple that stan and i would ever be. seriously. and i know bill is just as upset as you but he's not showing it.
trashmouthtozier: i don't think of stan like that, ok?
eddietozier: can you please come home. i don't like when you work on weekends
trashmouthtozier: babe i'm really sorry but i need to to support us. you quitting was a good idea, but you should have had a backup plan.
eddietozier: i found a new job tho, i start monday, i'm gonna be a doctor at a clinic in that huge hospital
trashmouthtozier: that's great eds :) i'm proud of u, but my break is almost over. i will be home soon i promise!! <3
eddietozier: bye :(
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mikewheeler: lol
billdenbrough: you guys changed so much, i can't believe you guys are being so rude to eddie
alissa.may: woah i just read up.. not cool guys...
willbyers: it's literally not a big deal
stanley: Since I am technically a part of "Stozier," I think it's time to call this. No more Stozier jokes.
mikewheeler: fine whateveR
willbyers: sigh
