1 day earlier...
billdenbrough: i'm so excited!!!!!!!! stan and i are going on a vacation next week!!! it's already booked and everything wow!!! heheheheyayaya
stanley: i'm excited too babydoll i love u so much
billdenbrough: i love you too <3
stanley: eeeee hawaii here we comeeee
eddietozier: HAWAII????
eddietozier: richie ur taking me to paris
trashmouthtozier: ok babe i love you so much but my salary isn't THAT much
trashmouthtozier: you needing a luxury lifestyle and all. you'll make us get first class seats and shit
eddietozier: please rich:((
trashmouthtozier: maybe when ur salary kicks in. k babycakes?
eddietozier: 'kay :D
stanley: bill is so fucking like able and that's the tea
stanley: he makes friends with literally everyone lmao
present day...
billdenbrough: that's the picture?
trashmouthtozier: yeah
billdenbrough: that's not stan
trashmouthtozier: are you sure..?
billdenbrough: that guy has a mole on his neck. stan doesn't. that guy has almost blonde hair. stan has caramel hair. and stan doesn't dress like that.
eddietozier: thank god. also i thought you'd freak out about it if richie was wrong
billdenbrough: FUCK YOU RICHIE YOU ALMOST GAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK! YOU DUMBASS WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAY IF YOU WERENT COMPLETELY SURE! I ALMOST FUCKING CRIED AND PACKED MY BAGS! I KNOW IT WOULDVE BEEN 5 YEARS AGO BUT THATS STILL A BIG DEAL QHAYS YOUR PRIVLEM !!! MY HEART STARTED BREAKING
eddietozier: there it is!!!
trashmouthtozier: SORRY sorry i just couldn't live with myself knowing if it had been true
billdenbrough: i actually hate u
eddietozier: he can be a pain but his heart was in the right place
stanley is typing...
eddietozier: uh oh stan is typing
eddietozier: he's taking a long time to type
stanley: i read up
stanley: im so confused but also not
stanley: richie ur a douche and bill i would never cheat on u even back then when our relationship was new ish idk if it was new i forgot but i love u sm
billdenbrough: [1 photo attachment]
eddietozier: what the fuck
billdenbrough: OMUGOD sorry wrong photo I MEANT TO SEND SOMETHING ELSE
trashmouthtozier: EW DELETE JT
billdenbrough: I cant I CANT I CANT IT WONT DEMETE
stanley: i'm
stanley: how do you accidentally send a nude to a group chat
eddietozier: why do you have nudes? you have a husband for a reason
billdenbrough: exactly it's in my phone to send to stan
stanley: i'm
billdenbrough: stop saying i'm loser
stanley: ok
