six | i hate you

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eddietozier: damn i want kids so much

will.byers: me too!!!!!!

eddietozier: they're so cute i can't wait for richie and i to adopt

mikewheeler: nah. i don't want kids

will.byers: i do

mikewheeler: i dont .

will.byers: well i do! okay? they're amazing and it's really nice. i'm not having this argument again

mikewheeler: i'm not going to change my mind about this.

will.byers: oh well. im getting kids no matter what you say

mikewheeler: . you understand you can't do that right

mikewheeler: how can you have a kid if i don't want one

eddietozier: he could divorce you

mikewheeler: you're right. he could. and he could be with jake who i bet wants kids too

will.byers: i

mikewheeler: there's really no other way how to solve this problem. you want kids. i don't. maybe we weren't meant to be.

will.byers: oml

will.byers: i'm not going to divorce you. i love you. i'm going to change your mind about this

mikewheeler: honestly you're not going to change my mind

will.byers: why don't you want kids! they're amazing!

mikewheeler: because i don't want a kid brought into this cruel world and they're sticky

will.byers: then let's adopt a 7 year old! they're old enough to where they know right from wrong!!

billdenbrough: guys stan and i just had sex HEEYAW

stanley: lovely but i think it's the wrong time babe

billdenbrough: oops sorry

mikewheeler: omg ok i'm done lol i'm not talking ab this now

trashmouthtozier: sweet go stan and bill

billdenbrough: we've had it before

trashmouthtozier: not as often as us 😝

stanley: bc we aren't nympho's ;p

billdenbrough: bahahaha i fucking love u stan

stanley: i love u too bro

billdenbrough: ok u had ur tongue down my throat 2 minutes ago don't call me bro

stanley: sorry bro

billdenbrough: bro if u don't stop

eddietozier: do i smell an argument

stanley: nah bro we don't argue

trashmouthtozier: edsy wedsy

eddietozier: i hate you

eddietozier: so much

trashmouthtozier: that's not what u said last night bby

eddietozier: fine i love u

billdenbrough: the puzzle in my head keeps changin

stanley: for u i'm rearranging!

billdenbrough: fuck. i love you so much

stanley: i love you so much moreeeeeeee

billdenbrough: nahhhh i love you more!

stanley: i love you more!

billdenbrough: i love you more!

stanley: i love you more!

will.byers: i love you more!

stanley: i love you more!

will.byers: BAHAHAHHA

stanley: WOW MEAN SMH I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION

billdenbrough: you love will? 🥺

stanley: no bby only u

billdenbrough: good good

trashmouthtozier: why did i just get sent a photo of  stan at a party making out with someone like from 5 years ago?

billdenbrough: wha? we were dating 5 years ago

billdenbrough: that's silly lol it's probably not him

trashmouthtozier: i dont know... it looks a lot like him

eddietozier: what the fuck is going on i

billdenbrough: can you um

billdenbrough: ,/! yrsend che pcowh?

trashmouthtozier: what

billdenbrough: i'm soerru my hands are shaking i'm so nervous i m about to cry if this is true

eddietozier: i'm sure it's just a misunderstanding bill.

trashmouthtozier: don't get his hopes up eddie

trashmouthtozier: bill if this is true i'm really sorry

billdenbrough: i i and i cant even talk to stan because he's working ahhaahhaahha please i'm having a panic attack :))

eddietozier: send the picture rich.

trashmouthtozier: [1 photo attachment]

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