eddietozier: i remember when bill and bev broke up
stanley: Me too. I was so happy.
billdenbrough: wow u were happy i made a hard decision which ended up in me being single
stanley: Okay 1, it wasn't that hard.
stanley: 2, I was happy when I found out that my crush was single.
billdenbrough: awwwwwwwwww
stanley: Heh.
billdenbrough: i can't remember if i got broken up with or if i broke up with her
stanley: Either way, whoever broke up with who, I'm glad they did.
billdenbrough: me 2
eddietozier: y'all are too cute 😔🥺
trashmouthtozier: when eddie and i first started dating and we broke up like a million times OOF
trashmouthtozier: i still think he's going to break up with me now
stanley: When Bill and I started dating freshmen year I thought he was way out of my league.
stanley: He could have easily broken up with me for a hot girl.
billdenbrough: "you'd be a lot hotter if you didn't have that stutter"
stanley: ?
billdenbrough: nothing that's just what someone said to me
den.g: oof that's tough
billdenbrough: shut up ur life is literally perfect
den.g: not true i asked for pizza last night and we didn't get pizza
billdenbrough: oh no poor u you didn't get pizza
den.g: shut up bitch
billdenbrough: watch your mouth young man
billdenbrough: wouldn't want mom to find out now would u
stanley: Be nice, Bill.
billdenbrough: i am being nice ...
stanley: No you're not.
trashmouthtozier: ur acting like a girl on her period
eddietozier: richie u can't say those things!!!
billdenbrough: whatever
alissa.may: that cats trailer is scary as hell
eddietozier: LITERALLY THOOO it is
stanley: DM me Bill.
billdenbrough: no
trashmouthtozier: i still want to see it
stanley: Then answer my message.
eddietozier: you'll see it alone then.
billdenbrough: no
stanley: What's up your ass?
