billdenbrough: Big boobs? whaaat... um child anyway
stanley: Go to sleep.
billdenbrough: U CANT MAKE ME
stanley: We literally leave tomorrow, you're not going to be able to be on this schedule.
den.g: FORTNITES ENDING
trashmouthtozier: OMFG
stanley: WHAT-
billdenbrough: non fortnite players rise up
eddietozier: rises
stanley: You better be joking. den.g
den.g: i rlly wish i was
trashmouthtozier: wtfffff what am i gonna play now
stanley: ^
billdenbrough: minecraft
billdenbrough: and fortnite sucks anyway why would you WAnt to play it
stanley: You're against literally everything I do, huh.
billdenbrough: THATS NOT TRUE
eddietozier: i'm so excited for christmas
billdenbrough: OMG ME TOOOOOOO
billdenbrough: i luv christmas sm
billdenbrough: THE tik tok wont post but
billdenbrough: :( it was like THINGS TO DO WHEN UR SINGLE AT CHRISFMAS TIME
billdenbrough: I have to third wheel with richie and eddie for christmas events...🥺
den.g: wait but ur not single bill
billdenbrough: but stan doesn't celebrate :'(
stanley: Cry me a river.
billdenbrough: on it
billdenbrough: october 20 national no homo day "it's october 20th bro, wanna make out"
eddietozier: oh shii
billdenbrough: it's october 20th bro, wanna make out? stanley
stanley: Full homo.
billdenbrough: no.. it's no homo
billdenbrough: Night bitch love u too lol
eddietozier: bill is a lost cause all he does is recite tiktok
stanley: Leave him alone. 😡
billdenbrough: I jus ordered a pizza
eddietozier: OOO WHAT KIND
billdenbrough: pepperoni duh🙄🙄🙄
trashmouthtozier: share im starving
stanley: The audacity to get pepperoni pizza.
billdenbrough: ITS FOR ME
billdenbrough: YOU SAID U WERENT HUNGRY SOOOO
stanley: Well if I knew you were ordering pizza-
stanley: I would've said to get cheese.
billdenbrough: just pick it off it's fine
stanley: I- that's not how it works.
den.g: i want pizza now
eddietozier: i'll order a pizza for u stan :P
stanley: Nah, I don't want a whole pizza. I'm not hungry.
billdenbrough: MAKE UP UR MINDDD
stanley: Shh.
eddietozier: don't call me ANGEL!!!
trashmouthtozier: fine then 😡
eddietozier: shut up its a song ... maybe if u had some good music taste you'd know bitch
trashmouthtozier: UM PLEASE MY MUSIC TASTE IS WAT BETTER URS IS SO SHITTT
stanley: Bruh.
eddietozier: Bruh.
stanley: What's your opinion on weed?
billdenbrough: luv it
den.g: can i
billdenbrough: it's legal in california and ur underage so no
eddietozier: weed is riskè
stanley: Pfft.
stanley: It's safer than alcohol, in my opinion.
eddietozier: :(((
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private messaging
billdenbrough: hi!
stanley: Heya
billdenbrough: i miss YOU
stanley: Maybe if you had a normal sleep schedule, we'd be able to spend some time together.
billdenbrough: it's not my fault :(
stanley: It's 100% your fault.
billdenbrough: how.... 🥺😔
stanley: I've told you to go to bed at a normal time but you just ignore me about it and stay up until 7 AM.
billdenbrough: remember when we were married
billdenbrough: and we asked alissa and mike hanlon if alissa would be our surrogate
stanley: Yeah.
billdenbrough: we had everything planned out n shit :((( then we ruined it all
stanley: It'll be like that again one day, don't worry.
stanley: We'll still have a family. We'll get married again.
billdenbrough: not like another big one though right?
stanley: We shouldn't waste money on that again. When the time comes we'll just do something super small.
billdenbrough: what did we even break up over i literally can't remember
stanley: I can't either, but I think it was a huge misunderstanding.
billdenbrough: fuk :((( where would we be rn if we didn't end up divorcing
stanley: Probably in Atlanta.
billdenbrough: o
