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billdenbrough: Big boobs? whaaat... um child anyway

stanley: Go to sleep.

billdenbrough: U CANT MAKE ME

stanley: We literally leave tomorrow, you're not going to be able to be on this schedule.

den.g: FORTNITES ENDING

trashmouthtozier: OMFG

stanley: WHAT-

billdenbrough: non fortnite players rise up

eddietozier: rises

stanley: You better be joking. den.g

den.g: i rlly wish i was

trashmouthtozier: wtfffff what am i gonna play now

stanley: ^

billdenbrough: minecraft

billdenbrough: and fortnite sucks anyway why would you WAnt to play it

stanley: You're against literally everything I do, huh.

billdenbrough: THATS NOT TRUE

eddietozier: i'm so excited for christmas

billdenbrough: OMG ME TOOOOOOO

billdenbrough: i luv christmas sm

billdenbrough: THE tik tok wont post but

billdenbrough: :( it was like THINGS TO DO WHEN UR SINGLE AT CHRISFMAS TIME

billdenbrough: I have to third wheel with richie and eddie for christmas events...🥺

den.g: wait but ur not single bill

billdenbrough: but stan doesn't celebrate :'(

stanley:  Cry me a river.

billdenbrough: on it

billdenbrough: october 20 national no homo day "it's october 20th bro, wanna make out"

eddietozier: oh shii

billdenbrough: it's october 20th bro, wanna make out? stanley

stanley: Full homo.

billdenbrough: no.. it's no homo

billdenbrough: Night bitch love u too lol

eddietozier: bill is a lost cause all he does is recite tiktok

stanley: Leave him alone. 😡

billdenbrough: I jus ordered a pizza

eddietozier: OOO WHAT KIND

billdenbrough: pepperoni duh🙄🙄🙄

trashmouthtozier: share im starving

stanley: The audacity to get pepperoni pizza.

billdenbrough: ITS FOR ME

billdenbrough: YOU SAID U WERENT HUNGRY SOOOO

stanley: Well if I knew you were ordering pizza-

stanley: I would've said to get cheese.

billdenbrough: just pick it off it's fine

stanley: I- that's not how it works.

den.g: i want pizza now

eddietozier: i'll order a pizza for u stan :P

stanley: Nah, I don't want a whole pizza. I'm not hungry.

billdenbrough: MAKE UP UR MINDDD

stanley: Shh.

eddietozier: don't call me ANGEL!!!

trashmouthtozier: fine then 😡

eddietozier: shut up its a song ... maybe if u had some good music taste you'd know bitch

trashmouthtozier: UM PLEASE MY MUSIC TASTE IS WAT BETTER URS IS SO SHITTT

stanley: Bruh.

eddietozier: Bruh.

stanley: What's your opinion on weed?

billdenbrough: luv it

den.g: can i

billdenbrough: it's legal in california and ur underage so no

eddietozier: weed is riskè

stanley: Pfft.

stanley: It's safer than alcohol, in my opinion.

eddietozier: :(((

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private messaging

billdenbrough: hi!

stanley: Heya

billdenbrough: i miss YOU

stanley: Maybe if you had a normal sleep schedule, we'd be able to spend some time together.

billdenbrough: it's not my fault :(

stanley: It's 100% your fault.

billdenbrough: how.... 🥺😔

stanley: I've told you to go to bed at a normal time but you just ignore me about it and stay up until 7 AM.

billdenbrough: remember when we were married

billdenbrough: and we asked alissa and mike hanlon if alissa would be our surrogate

stanley: Yeah.

billdenbrough: we had everything planned out n shit :((( then we ruined it all

stanley: It'll be like that again one day, don't worry.

stanley: We'll still have a family. We'll get married again.

billdenbrough: not like another big one though right?

stanley: We shouldn't waste money on that again. When the time comes we'll just do something super small.

billdenbrough: what did we even break up over i literally can't remember

stanley: I can't either, but I think it was a huge misunderstanding.

billdenbrough: fuk :((( where would we be rn if we didn't end up divorcing

stanley: Probably in Atlanta.

billdenbrough: o

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