billdenbrough: hey
eddietozier: holy shit you haven't talked here for a week i thought you were dead
billdenbrough: i took a break from social media
eddietozier: oh cool
den.g: ugh he's back now i'm gonna be overshadowed by everyone being excited he's texting again
den.g: i'm the better denbrough y'all 😡😤
billdenbrough: lol.
stanley: Hi, I'm back!!
maya.west: i'm so tired and worn out
billdenbrough: hi babe how was the meeting?
stanley: Hm?
maya.west: what meeting
billdenbrough: the meeting at ur work-
maya.west: shit did i miss a meeting
stanley: What do you mean?
billdenbrough: you said you were going to a meeting..?
stanley: Oh, yeah, right. It was good.
eddietozier: yikes
trashmouthtozier: 😬😬😬😬
billdenbrough: dms stan
stanley: Why? We can talk about anything here, they're our friends.
billdenbrough: i don't really want to here
stanley: Okay.
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private messaging
stanley: ?
billdenbrough: you're lying
billdenbrough: you werent at a meeting stan
billdenbrough: so where were you
billdenbrough: and don't try to lie even more
stanley: I'm sorry.
stanley: I went to a party that Maya was having. I knew you wouldn't have wanted me there so I lied to spare your feelings.
billdenbrough: I wouldn't have been mad if you told me the truth instead of lying.
billdenbrough: But I appreciate the effort.
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group messaging
den.g: period .
eddietozier: lmao
billdenbrough: don't you guys love when someone lies to u?
