X Reader Oneshots

Luna X Fem!

a/n okay so i have the biggest crush on luna. i mean she's so pretty and odd like me and so sweet and crazy at the same time. so here's to all my luna fans! also this is in your 3rd year book 4.

i was walking with luna talking about the tri-wizard tournament that will begin on halloween with the schools entering and the cup being set up. i must be honest when i say that i wish i could enter jut for the heck of it. the probability i would actually get picked from the cup was very slim if i could enter. we continue to talk and i giggle playing with the butterbeer cap necklace luna gave me due to "nargles interest in my stuff". honestly i don't mind and i find it quite nice giving the scent of butterbeer lurking with me wherever i go.

i walk towards the entrance to hogsmeade as it's the first weekend and the first time i'm allowed to go. i walk with luna as i specifially told her she is coming with me to the hogs head. i prefer the hogshead because i've heard of it from professor snape. from what i've been  told not many people are ever there making it a perfect place to talk alone.

i pull the dirty blonde with me and see her wince as someone steps on her foot; she currently is wearing flipflops i let her borrow because her shoes were gone and i didn't want her coming to hogsmeade barefoot. we walk into the grimy bar and i grab a butterbeer and luna gets her usual gillywater. the bartender seemed really mad even though the bar was empty other than him and a man with his face covered. we walk to a corner booth and sip out drinks beginning to talk.

"this is a very interesting place i wonder where we should go next. what do you think y/n" the bright eyed girl says looking around with the far-off look in her eyes as always.

"maybe we can go to honeydukes and get some chocolate frogs or something. or maybe zonkos grab some stuff from there prank the gryffindors and blame the slytherins." i respond snickering. i'm sorta a b*tch but it's okay as long as i don't get caught and be smart about it.

"that would be amusing" she responds humming taking a sip from her water.

"yeah let's go to zonkos after this." i conclude and we finish our drinks heading to the joke shop. i hold the mystical girls soft pale hands while guiding her so people don't make fun of her. some of my peers at hogwarts are intimidated by me even if they're older. i'm pretty togh and some say i would be a slythering if i wasn't muggleborn
(FOR THE POINT OF THIS STORY PRE-HAT BEING SET ON FIRE SLYTHERIN IS UNABLE TO HAVE MUGGLE BORN FROM SALAZAR'S VIEW OF THEM!!! DON'T ATTACK ME)

i don't mind the slurs they call me i don't care about what they have to say. i walk into the store and looks around seeing some dung bombs the produce green smoke while producing stench. i smirk knowing slytherins would love this especially to prank other houses or even the other schools visiting for the tournament.

timeskip

i was sneaking with luna at 4 in the morning to the gryffindor common room. i was capable of finding the password from innocent little longbottom who needs help with potions. i may be younger than him but i'm like the nice hermione and will explain to him why the potion works like that. the potrait opens annoyed but thankfully having an eye mask on just hearing the magic word and i slip in the dung bomb in rigging it to turn off when the first person walks don the stairs. luna and i sneak back to the ravenclaw commonroom and wait for breakfast.

on the way to breakfast i hear lots of 7th years yelling at eachother. gryffindors yelling about how it was obviously slytherin who set up the stinkbomb and how it was sneaky for them to rig when it sets off. they continue yelling and fighting while luna and i hiding our snickers hurrying to our table. we chat quickly and quietly about how they are so oblivious.