X Reader Oneshots

Dipper X R X Bill

i was walking with dipper very happy walking with dipper my best friend in the forests. he was talking to me about this weird dreamon that once possessed his grunckle stan.i was shocked and continued to ask questions; thankfully dipbipp doesn't mind and answers my questions patiently. i was smiling brightly and walking with him and then everything lows down before stopping turning black and white.

"BILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE LEAVE US ALONE!" dipper yells and i tense steeping closer to him.

a weird fucking laugh begins as a bright yellow triangle shows up. "why so tense pintree!" he laughs and i grab dippers hand quickly and kinda just squeeze his hand possibly turning it purple.

"what do you want bill just leave!" he yells sorta pulling me behind him.

"just wanted to meet your little friend how about we make a deal pinetree." the triangle, bill, says brightly floating to eye level.

"NO" dipbipp yells and i feel the fear coming off of him and pet his hand lightly.

"wow don't even hear me out so nice of you fine it'll be fine seems as though shooting star will be perfectly fine getting her heart broken. he says. i growl glaring and tighten my grip on dipper's hand.

"w-what!?" he stutters.

"but of course she should be used to that by now shouldn't she. once more won't make a difference will it?" he continues.

"what's the deal." i say sternly watching his reaction; a very hard task as he only has an eye to show emotions.

"i just want to get to know you some more and i'll stop mabel from the danger she is currently about to face."

"what danger." dipper squeaks. this is why he's my best friend he's so freaking cute; i mean his sneezes are pratically a kitten and his nose is always a faint pink and the way he looks for danger and monsters is so adorable.

without a single world bill's eye turns into a screen and i see her with this guy with black hair. time seems to be rewinding and we see the boy has a criminal record and flirts and plays with girls emotions. i cover my mouth to hide my gasp because he will break mabel.

"deal." i say quickly and begin to stick out my hand to be stopped by dipper.

"what's the catch. you stop mabel and then you observe y/n is that all" he says glaring. dipper is such a big brother it's adorab;e.

"yep" says the triangle in a slightly annoyed tone. i hold out my hand again and so does bill his hand becoming engulfed in blue flames. i tense slightly but shake his hand sealing the deal. gosh this feels like an unbreakable vow in harry potter. wow i'm a fucking nerd. bill laughs slightly.

i tense and suddenly the world is back to normal and in the place of the yellow triangle is a boy that looks around our age but is obviously still bill. dipper and i head back to mabel as bill decked in yellow in a human form follows.

"MABEL" dipbipp yells worry in his voice. i smile slightly as we get to the mystery shack.

"dipper y/n there you are hey! i have a story to tell you about this guy. he kept flirting with me and seemed nice and all but he turned out to be a jerk. i told him to leave me alone and it's a good thing to because apparently he had a criminal record." she exclaims then looks up to bill, "who are you?"

"hi shootingstar!" bill says in his echoey fucked up voice.

"BILL!?!" she yells and glares prepared to fight. the a thousand year old dreamon in a teenage body nods brightly. i roll my eyes and start looking around boredom kicking in.

"listen we uh kinda made a deal uh with him and he's gonna stay in his human form and uh kinda uh get to know y/n but it's for the best. you were in danger; bill's the reason you realized you should break up with the dude. we made a deal to keep you safe please forgive me." dipper says and mabe stares in awestruck upon her brother.

"oh dipstick of course i forgive you" mabel says hugging him tightly. i feel a hand sneak into mind and don't even have to look up to know it's bill's as it doesn't feel as famililar as dipper and it's icy cold.

"not t ruin this sibling moment but it's getting boring since our trip around the forests is done how about we do something?" i say looking around again.

"hm i don't know what do you think ma-" dipper starts to be shouted at by mabel at the top of her lungs with a suggestion.

"TRUTH OR DARE" she says excited. i shake my head sighing.

"uhm how about we make an obstacle course. i don't like the idea of sitting still right now

timeskip because i don't want this to long

we finished making the course. i decided i wanted to race dipbipp first even though i know i'm going to win. mabel begins the countdown.

"one, two, three GO!" she screams and i take of and jump over a trashcan hearing dipper stumble behind me. i weave through some old tires and crawl under some broken table and sprints back to the starting place and looks back at dipper out of breath and falling at the finish line.

"good try dip but i win." i say breathing deep to try ad calm my heart beat.

"how about i race you now y/n?" bill says an evil glint in his eyes.

"you're on!" i yell and position myself at the starting line.

"GO" mabel yells and i sprint but trip this time at the jump. i recover quickly and continue the race but stumble during the tires. this is weird i never am this terrible. i quickly finish but bill is obviously there first.

"you cheated!" dipbipp yells.

"i did not and i feel ashamed you would think so." he responds acting hurt. "i'm just an amazing athlete." continues the demon boy and he slings an arm around me.

"sure i was just tired i just finished racing dip that's all." i explain. mabel decides to race dipper and wins. that's sad that he can't beat her. i mean she eats pure sugar a lot.

after we all are tired out from jumping, racing, playing tag, hide and seek, and wrestling we go onto the roof and watch the stars. i hold dipbipp's hand and fall asleep feeling a warmth around me.

a/n so long for a short story :P