X Reader Oneshots

ban x R x king

a/n sorry for updating late and i'm not putting reader anymore so if it's multiple characters its R for reader.

i am so pissed right now. x/n (ex's name) just dumped me so i went to the boar hat to forget it. all my friends like bff/1 and bff/2 are busy and won't hang out with me. grrr some friends they said they would do anything for me and just because they were worried about their turtle who is 60. he should be dead really he is old. they even said that they're shocked and won't be too sad once he dies because it's expected.

"hey there something wrong or are you just deaf?" someone asked beside me. i look up to see a male with silver hair and a goofy drunk grin.

"oh uh just annoyed. my friends ditched me and my boyfriend dumped me.

"i'm sorry" said a more timid voice.

"ain't your fault." i reply and chug my ale. we start talking and soon i'm drunk with the silver haired boy who's name is king i think or was it ban. ban yeah and the lazy one is king, yeah.

suddenly x/n ran in and hugged me. i hiccup and confused push him/her away and he/she says.
a/n i'm trying to make it more gender/sexuality friendly i guess?

"y/n i'm so sorry please take me back."

"that's low, first break her/his heart and try to get her/him back when she/he's drunk." ban growls and punches him. i smile when my body gives out on my and i fall down passed out.

once i wake up i have a bad hangover and a worried king and semi-surprised ban over me.

"y/n are you okay!?!" king asks.

"yeah i'm fine." i mumble. "just can't hold to much ale i guess."

i gained two friends that day.