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These are just gonna be a few roasts or whatever you wanna call it. Keyboard warrior insults. I don't really know what to call it. Some are nasty. But it's only entertainment and if you don't wanna read it, you don't have to. Just skip this chapter. Maybe you'll find some of them hilarious. I'on know, man. I'on know. By the way, I translated a lot of them myself so if the English sounds a little crooked, that's why. Don't be shy if you have a better set of words on you. But be gentle.

Somehow smart...?

Your wretchedness falls below of everything else.

People like you are not vain! You can always be a poor example!

Your IQ is about as high as a piece of paper.

How much money are you earning with this? You know, the chemical experiments being tested on you?

Your niveau sank along with the Titanic.

Congratulations, you now obtained the ability to take an argument with the Titanic to indicate who sank deeper into the ocean.

Have you heard of sarcasm? No? You are beautiful. ;)

What do you, being uninvolved, have to say about our topic "Intelligence"?

I heard they moved out of the cellar apartment above your niveau?

Is your brain obtaining unemployment benefit?

Your face is like the sun. If you look right into it for too long, you go blind.

Are you on your voluntary asocial year or what exactly are you doing?

I was raised to never wish bad things to anyone. But I wish some people would just meet themselves and have to cope with that.

Every soup wants to be eaten. You can eat yours yourself.

When class and style were distributed you didn't make it on time, we already know that. But when it was about punctuality, where were you?

Time is relative. You waste yours relatively quickly.

Time is relative. You know relatively little to do with yours.

Your life is flashing in front of you like a train. Don't think about hopping on it. That would be to adventurous for you.

Sometimes coming back into the secular reality is a really good idea.

Everyone comprehends the world differently. I can't seem to comprehend yours at all.

Some words aren't worth any wasted energy. Especially yours.

Honey, niveau is not a body lotion.

A notepad with lined paper has more squares than you have braincells.

Your IQ is lower than this room's temperature.

You want me to introduce you to someone? His name is niveau.