Saph: Welcome to the first KOTLC react, where we take characters against their will and make them say stuff.
Keefe: Isn't that illegal?
Saph: Shut up Keefe. No one asked for your opinion.
Everyone but Fitz: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Fitz: But I thought we were supposed to say stuff.
Saph: You're only supposed to say stuff when I tell you to say stuff, and I tell you to be quiet.
Keefe and Fitz: *shuts up*
Saph: Now, we are going to introduce everybody. When I say your names, do whatever the heck you want. Okay? Okay. Sophie!
Sophie: *gives a wave and a small smile*
Saph: Dex!
Dex: *grins and shows off his dimples*
Saph: Dex, stop being adorable. Biana!
Biana: *gives everyone a queenly wave*
Fitz: *snorts* You wish, Biana.
Biana: Shut up. You're just jealous.
Everyone but Fitz: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Saph: You guys overreact a lot, you know. Kee—actually, you know what? We'll make you go last.
Keefe: Saving the best for last, huh? *winks*
Saph: Ha ha ha, no. Linh!
Linh: *smiles shyly and waves*
Saph: Oh boy, here we go. Tam!
Tam: *crosses his arms and glares at everyone* I'm not waving.
Linh: *picks up Tam's arm and makes him wave*
Tam: *takes his arm back* No.
Saph: Fine. Be like that. Fitz!
Fitz: *flashes his movie-star-worthy smile at everybody and makes Sophie blush*
Saph: *whispers* Sophitz is real.
Sophie: *blushes even harder*
Fitz: *face turns pink*
Keefe: Hey, are we playing the make-Foster-blush game? I love that one!
Saph: *sighs* Keefe.
Keefe: Aw yeah! *starts dancing around the room, humming random off key music*
Tam: *covering his ears and squeezes his eyes shut* MAKE IT STOP!!!!
Saph: Keefe. Please. For everyone's sake. Stop.
Keefe: Aaww, but Foster loves it.
Everyone: *turns to Sophie*
Sophie: *blushes because of the attention*
Saph: That's beside the point.
Dex: So, what are we supposed to be reacting to again?
Saph: We were supposed to be reacting to Sophitz, but that kinda went off the rails.
Sophie and Fitz: WHAT?!??!?
Sophie: Since when is that a thing?
Biana: For a long, long, long time.
Fitz: Oh, don't you start Biana.
Biana: I will start right now.
Keefe: Sibling fight!
Fitz: No.
Biana: Cause he knows I'll win.
Tam: This is certainly a lot more interesting than whatever the heck we were doing before.
Linh: We weren't doing anything before.
Tam: Exactly.
Biana: Bring it on, brother dear. I can take you.
Saph: Oooooookay, I think this has gone on long enough. Everyone, say goodbye. See you next time on KOTLC Reacts!
Everyone: BBBYYYYYEEEE
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So, that's that then. Let me know if I did okay. Also, I'm really glad this website automatically translates copy-and-pasted stuff into the format, because that would have been a lot of work.
ALSO GUYS I SWEAR, IN THAT PICTURE AT THE TOP, TAM IS WEARING EYELINER!!! HIS LASHES ARE THICKER THAN HIS SISTER'S!!!!!
Also, you can thank Alicorns_are_cool for the PERFECT COVER!!!!!!
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Kotlc Reacts
FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
