KOTLC Reacts: Voltron

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KOTLC Reacts: Voltron

Saph: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUYS YES OMG I CAN'T WAIT VOLTRON IS THE FREAKING BEST OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Linh: I haven't seen her like this since Percy Jackson.

Tam: *snorts* I hope the characters are a bit smarter.

Saph: Oh, they will be. Both Pidge and Hunk are fricking geniuses. 

Fitz: Not smarter than Sophie though, I bet.

Sophie: *turns red*

Saph: Umm, can Sophie recognize the frequency of an element not found on earth and build a tracker for it? Can she hack and contain a virus about to explode her spaceship under intense pressure using a code she made herself?

Keefe: Wait, Sophie has a spaceship????

Tam: *facepalms*

Dex: No, Keefe, she doesn't. 

Biana: And I bet Dex would do all those things. 

Dex: *turns red* Thanks, Biana. 

Saph: *gives Tam a sideways look* Jealous?

Tam: *throws his hands up* Can't I get a moment of non-shipping peace???

Saph: The only way for that to happen is if you died, AND DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!!!!!!

Keefe: *to Tam* I could kill you if you want.

Tam: Lay a hand on me, and I'm drop kicking you off a cliff.

Sophie: Didn't we get a little off track? 

Saph: Yes, thanks Sophie. Anyway, we're going to be watching the first episode of Voltron, Legendary Defender! 

Fitz: That kinda sounds like a kids show. 

Sophie: Yeah, how old are you again?

Saph: Sophie, I can feel your judgement from here. Just wait till you love it, and see what happens then.

Fitz: I can't tell if that was a threat or not....

Saph: It was a fact, Fitzy. Anyway, everyone gather round! Welcome to the wonderful world of Voltron!!! *turns on the TV and popcorn appears*

Show: *opens on Shiro, Matt and Sam*

Linh: Are they in space?

Saph: Yup. This is the future by the way. 

Show: *Shiro, Matt and Sam get sucked up by the Galra*

Keefe: * in a super high pitched voice* WeRe ThOsE aLiEnS?????

Tam: Noooooooooo. These human scientists were obviously just kidnapped by other humans. 

Saph: Everyone shut up and watch. 

Show: *shows Lance, Pidge and Hunk* 

Lance: *opens his mouth*

Keefe: I have spiritually bonded with Lance. 

Saph: HAHAHA, I figured you would. It's kind of funny how similar you guys are to some of these characters. Linh is sweet like Hunk, Dex is smart and sassy at times like Pidge, and Keefe....he needs no explanation. 

Keefe: Well what about Bangs Boy?

Saph: *smirks* Just wait. 

Show: *explosions sound by Shiro's escape pod*

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