Keefe: Foster, what's god?
Sophie: We're not going to get into that...
Saph: WHAT HO, PERCY!!
Everyone: .....
Saph: Sorry, that literally just came into my head.
Fitz: So, are we going to be doing that "reading our lives" thing?
Sophie: *buries her face in her hands* *grumbles* Great.
Tam: *looks between Fitz and Sophie, who are not doing coupley things* I'm sorry, did I miss something? Weren't you two...*makes finger quotes* "not dating"?
Saph: *reaches behind her back* Why yes, Tammy, you did miss something. You missed a couple of things....*slams Legacy on the table* WHILE YOU WERE GONE!!!
Tam: .....
Linh: *softly* Please don't hit him with the book.
Saph: Linh, darling, I would never.
Biana: So if you're not going to hit him with it, are we going to read it?
Saph: *finger guns at Biana* Bingo.
Keefe: You know, I'm just here to point out, we could do both....
Tam: He's got a point. We hit Keefe with the book, then we chill and read. *remembers what's actually IN legacy* Or just chill and not read.
Dex: *leans to whisper to Linh* Since when does Tam Song chill?
Linh: *whispers* He's been a bit different since he got back....
Saph: dOn'T REMIND ME!!!!! I'VE BEEN TRAUMATIZED ENOUGH, I DON'T NEED TO BE WORRYING ABOUT MY CHILD ANYMORE THAN I ALREADY AM!!!
Tam: Hold on--
Saph: Yes, you are my child, and YES, we are going to read Legacy, so EVERYONE READ!!
Everyone: ....
Saph: Please?
Everyone but Tam: *picks up Legacy*
Tam: *hold up his hands* You know, I really think I'm good!
Saph: *taps her chin* Tell you what: you can skip all the parts with you in it, including your pov chapter. Deal?
Tam: *freezes* Wait, what?
Biana: Tam has his own chapter? *flips to the end to find it*
Saph: Yep, he does. It was very insightful.
Tam: *tugs on his bangs* Great.
Keefe: Aw, don't worry, Bangs Boy. Me and Fitzy both got one--now it's your turn!
Sophie: Now you know how it feels.
Saph: Oh hush. Now everyone, GET READING!!
Tam: *flipping past his beginning convo with Sophie* Skipping that paaaaart...
Keefe: *offended* Forkle has had all this cool stuff and he didn't tell us??? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!
Dex: Yeah! Think of all the problems we could've solved with this!
Sophie: Like what?
Dex: Shush, I'm reading.
Tam: *muttering* Oh lovely, I love when people talk about me potentially betraying my friends after I gave up my freedom for them.
Saph: Yeah, I wasn't too happy with that either...
Sophie: Well, you did kinda do the same thing to Keefe, ya know...
YOU ARE READING
Kotlc Reacts
FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
