Keefe: WHAT???
Tam: GROSS!!!
Keefe: NEVER!!!
Tam: WHO EVEN SHIPS THIS????
Keefe: YEAH, THIS IS HORRIBLE!!
Tam: I'D NEVER DATE YOU!!
Keefe: AND I'D NEVER DATE YOU!!
Tam: EW, DON'T AGREE WITH ME!!!!
Keefe: FINE THEN!! I'D LOVE TO DATE YOU BANGS BOY!!!
Tam: NO, I'D LIKE TO DATE YOU!!!
Keefe: *death glaring Tam* WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY???
Tam: *death glaring Keefe* YOU HEARD ME!!!!
Linh: .....I think we broke them.
Saph: That is an accurate assumption.
Sophie: Uh....are they okay?
Keefe and Tam: *standing with their arms crossed, foreheads pressed together and glaring with the force of a nuclear explosion*
Saph: ...Yeah, they're fine.
Fitz: Anyway.....
Dex: Why do people ship this though? I mean, Tam and Keefe don't even like each other as friends.
Saph: That's the appeal, Dexy. Enemies to friends, that sort of thing.
Dex: Weird.
Biana: I don't know...I guess I can see it.
Sophie: They did have some sweet moments in King Enki's throne room....
Fitz: *gestures to Kam* Are they just gonna stay like that forever?
Saph: Until one of them combusts, probably.
Linh: I think Tam is winning....
Saph: Well of course he is. No one can death glare like Tam.
Linh: No, I mean i think he's winning.
Saph: *glances over at Kam, where Keefe is literally smoking* Hmm. That's slightly problematic.
Dex: I'll say. Combustion is not healthy.
Saph: No, it is indeed not. Does someone want to break that up?
Everyone: ....
Saph: *raises hand* Not it.
Biana: *sighs* *strides over to Keefe and Tam* *pries them apart* Alright, break it up, you two.
Keefe: Gladly! anything to get away from Tam's ugly face!
Tam: Real mature, Keefe.
Keefe: *sticks his tongue out at Tam*
Tam: *throws his hands in the air* You're impossible.
Keefe: You're insufferable!
Tam: Well you're--!!
Biana: Boys, seriously.
Saph: You know, that was pretty much a word for word reenactment of Percy and Annabeth in the Lightning Theif...just saying...
Keefe and Tam: NO!!!!
Linh: I can't tell whether this is good for them or not...
Saph: Honestly, who knows. Anyway!! Let's bring out the scoreboard. *microphone and scoreboard appears* *holds microphone to Fitz's face* Fitzy, you first.
Fitz: Uh....I don't really care either way?
Saph: BOOM!
Scoreboard: Ding!
Saph: Dex?
Dex: Don't care.
Scoreboard: Ding!
Saph: Two down! Sophie?
Sophie: I uh...I don't really know how I feel about it...*turns red*
Saph: Cuz you have feelings for Keefe, right?
Sophie: That's not--!!
Saph: Yup, that's what I thought. Well, since you didn't say noooooo....*points at scoreboard* *scoreboard dings*
Tam: *to Keefe* This doesn't bode well for us...
Keefe: Nope.
Saph: How about you Biana?
Biana: *hesitates* I can see the appeal....of it. But, I don't...*clears her throat* I don't ship it.
Kam: OH THANK GOSH!!!!
Saph: *grins* No explanation needed, Biana. Totally understandable. *winks*
Biana: *turns red*
Saph: *holds microphone to Linh* How about you?
Linh: *leans in* I don't mind. As long as Tam is happy. But I do think there are...*glances at Biana* others who are more suited for him. But again, as long as he's happy.
Tam: Thank you! Linh, you're the best.
Linh: *grins* I know, Tammy.
Saph: Welp!! That about settles it, then! I do ship it in fanfiction myself, just not real life.
Fitz: Fanfiction....?
Saph: Thaaaaaaat's a topic for another time! Anyway, say adios, cuz I'm exhausted!!
Dex: That's not good.
Saph: No, Dexy, it's not. Everyone say bye!!
Everyone: BBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saph: And don't worry, I've got some more reacts in the works!! Only five months till Unlocked, and seventeen months until we see everyone but Sophie and Keefe again!!!!
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Phew!!! I know this is super short, compared to my others, but I am exhausted, and the only reason I wanted to write this one was so I could have that argument at the beginning XD. I've got a Legacy one in the works, and another surprise one for you guys!! Idk when they'll be out though....
Anyway, have a lovely day!!
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FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
