KOTLC React: Rollercoasters
Keefe: What are those?
Sophie: *sighing* It's a human thing. You sit in a metal car without a roof and zoom along a metal track at a zillion miles an hour through loops and drops.
Keefe: Sounds awesome.
Tam: Sounds terrifying.
Dex: Sounds very dangerous.
Fitz: Sure looks like it. I saw one once when I was in Florida searching—
Biana: Searching for Sophie. We know Fitz. You've only said it a million times.
Linh: Please tell me we're not going on one of those.
Saph: Oh yes we are!
Everyone but Keefe: *groans*
Keefe: Oh yeah!
Saph: *snaps her fingers and magically transports everyone to Universal Studios*
Dex: What the...
Saph: *whispers* Magic...
Keefe: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *runs around with his hands in the air looking at all the different rollercoasters*
Linh: Is he okay?
Tam: When is he ever okay?
Sophie: *to Saph* You're coming with us, right?
Saph: Ha ha ha ha no.
Sophie: WHAT?!
Saph: Not a fan of rollercoasters...especially the one Keefe's getting in line for.
Everyone: *turns to look at Keefe getting in line for The Hulk*
Tam: No way am I going on that.
Biana: Oh yes you are.
Tam: *crosses his arms* Make me.
Biana: Challenge accepted! *drags Tam over to the line for The Hulk*
Linh: They're adorable.
Saph: *whispers* Bam Socker is real...
Sophie: Anyway...
Fitz: Do you want to try one with me, Sophie?
Sophie: *blushes* Sure.
Fitz: *Leads Sophie over to the Spiderman visual ride*
Saph: *left with Dex and Linh. Sticks her hand out and shoves Dex into Linh* Whoops.
Linh: *catches Dex* You okay?
Dex: *bright red* Yes. Sorry. *glares at Saph*
Saph: *stares at the sky and makes creepy wind noises innocently* (A/N: I can't actually whistle and when I try, it just sound like a low-grade wind sound in a 1950s horror movie)
Dex: *to Saph* What are you doing?
Saph: *still looking at the sky* Trying to whistle innocently.
Dex: Oooookay.
Linh: *to Dex* Come on. Let's find something to do.
Dex: Uhhh, sure. Yeah, sure.
Linh and Dex: *head off to find a ride*
Saph: *grinning to herself* Matchmaker Supreme.
*BACK AT WHEREVER THESE ARE SET UP (description below)*
*circular room, small circle table, 4-person couch, three chairs*
Sophie: They're exactly like I remember them. Scary.
Fitz: Surprisingly, I actually kinda liked it.
Biana: Yeah, they were fun. Except Tam kept screaming in my ear the whole time.
Tam: I was not!
Biana: Were too.
Keefe: Aaww, Tammy Boy got scared.
Tam: Shut it or I'll punch you again.
Sophie: Ooookay, Dex how about you?
Dex: Terrifying.
Linh: Never again. *shudders* So unpredictable. No. Never again. Even the ocean isn't that wild.
Tam: Dang, Dex, what did you do to her?
Dex: *turning red* Nothing!
Keefe: Well, personally, I loved it. You got shot at like, a zillion miles an hour in two seconds and dived and looped and got sprayed by water...IT WAS AWESOME!!!
Tam: Hated it.
Saph: So, you liked it?
Tam: No, I just said I hated it. Weren't you listening?
Saph: No, I kinda tuned you guys out a long time ago. I was listening to Fallout Boy.
Keefe: Who's that?
Saph: *grins* I think I know what our next react is going to be. In the meantime, say bye everyone!
Everyone: BBBBBBBYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE
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So, you migh have been able to tell that when I wrote this, I shipped Dinh kinda hardcore. But! Now I am dedicated to Lylie, and no one can ever change my opinion
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Kotlc Reacts
FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
