KOTLC Reacts: Oranges
Sophie: Oranges? Are you running out of ideas?
Saph: ...no comment. Here, everyone gets an orange. *passes out oranges from her magical bag*
Keefe: Why?
Saph: So you can react to it. Duh.
Keefe: Oh.
Tam: Do they come in black?
Saph: No, Tam, they're called oranges, because they're orange.
Sophie: Actually, I think the fruit came before the color.
Keefe: Look at Foster, knowing all the stuff.
Fitz: *snorts* If Dex had said that, you would have called him a nerd.
Keefe: He is a nerd.
Sophie: A nerd is a human concept, how do you even know about that?
Dex: You're welcome.
Biana: I caught them watching this weird video. It was on something called 'MeTube'?
Sophie: Oh, YouTube.
Fitz: I think I saw that when I was searching for Sophie. It's really weird.
Tam: So, just like Keefe then.
Dex: ROASTED!
Linh: What?
Sophie: *exchanges a look with Saph* Uh oh.
Saph: This is not good.
Linh: I don't get it.
Biana: Yeah, me neither.
Sophie: Nothing. Never mind.
Dex: It's really popular with humans.
Saph: Sorta. It's kinda fading. But not really.
Biana: Cause that made sense.
Saph: React to the oranges! Everyone take a bite.
Everyone except Sophie: *tries to bite it like an apple*
Tam: Not a fan. It's like, bitter.
Fitz: I remember these being sweeter.
Keefe: Bleh.
Saph: Whoops.
Sophie: You totally did that on purpose.
Sapphira: No idea what you're talking about. Guys, you have to take off the skin and eat the stuff under it.
Everyone except Sophie: Ooooohhhhhhhh...
*After several attempts and lots of help from Saph and Sophie*
Fitz: Hey, these are actually good.
Keefe: Yeah, they're not bleh anymore.
Dex: They're sweet, but tangy. It's good.
Tam: Nope. Too sweet.
Keefe: Everything's too sweet for you.
Tam: Not true. *sneaks a look at Biana*
Saph: *high pitched squealing that she would never make in public, starts jumping up and down*
Linh: Aaww
Tam: *warningly* Not a word.
Biana: I have no idea why you don't like them. They're kinda like you...except, sweeter.
Tam: *sarcastically* Gee, thanks.
Saph: *dies from Bam cuteness*
Sophie: *watching Saph roll around on the floor, laughing hysterically* Ooooookay. I don't think Elwin's going to be very happy.
Fitz: We should have him on speed dial.
Dex: I thought we did have him on speed dial.
Linh: Should we end this now?
Sophie: Probably. Okay, say goodbye!
Everyone: BBBBBBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE
Saph: I SHIP BAM SOCKER!
Sophie: Someone call Elwin.
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Yeah, so I ship Tiana if you couldn't tell. But let me know which you like better, Diana or Tiana.
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Kotlc Reacts
FanfictionI know there's a TON of these, but just thought I'd share mine. Join the keeper crew (an occasional guests, if I can manage it) in reacting to completely normal things...for us at least!! BEWARE THE PRESERVATIVES!!!
