(Oneshots overhaul/Hiatus) L4D/L4D2 x Reader Oneshots and Scenarios.

{Their Cheesy Pickup Lines They'll Tell You.}

( They totally wouldn't say these, but let me have my fun. )

Zoey:

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

Francis:
On a scale of 1 to 10  you'd be a 9,' cause I'm the 1 you need.

Louis:
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth I'd still fall for you.

Nick:
You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Rochelle:
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.

Ellis:
There are 21 letters in the alphabet, oops... I forgot U,R,A,Q,T.