It was the next day during our Skype time.
"Let's make a deal."
"What deal?" He said, not showing any interest.
"I'll leave you if any of 1D's or 5SOS' members come to me and ask me to marry him, and you can't stop me."
"Alright, it's not like I'll stick with you if Harry comes to me with shiny diamond ring with my name on it." He said flicking his imaginary long hair.
"Clear then."
"Yea."
"Another deal." He said and I just raised my eyebrows.
"If you forget to skype me or answer it at our skype time, I'll do something that'll make you regret it."
"Alright, and vise versa then."
"Sounds good."
"And I'm sure as hell it also does feel good," I said grinning ear to ear.
"But what will you do then?"
"You have to find it out by yourself." He said giving me his smirk then famous wink. Fuck this bitch, it just two days, and I'm already so deep.
"Another deal?" I said trying to hide my red cheeks.
"Maybe no, well at least not for now."
"Let's talk about something embracing then," I said smirking slightly at him.
"I'll go first!"
"Spill then," I said.
"It was back in years six. I was at Gordon's birthday party that night, then we were playing dare or dare. Thomas dare me to run around the house with just my CK and I was just like 'fuck this, I'll do it!' then I start to stripping and running around the house, I ran to the hall and bumped into someone, and my lips were planted toward this girl's lips. I pulled myself from her and look at her in horror. Cause you know what?"
"What?"
"It's Gordon's fucking cousin and she's barely ten." He said with horror in his eyes, I laughed so hard until I was clenching my stomach.
"Holly Molly Macaroni, did Gordon know?"
"YAS! And he laughed his ass off until he can't stop coughing. Worst first kiss ever."
"Well, at least you got your first one," I said still chuckling.
"But that's not what I dream of. I want my first kiss with someone special, not with someone who barely ten years old and my fucking best friend's cousin." I'm still laughing and he did too. We calmed our self not long after that, and it's my turn.
"Okay, so it was back to when I was in kindergarten. I was this selfish and so impatient lil boy, and I think my aunt already told you that. So that day, we were on our first break. And in the first break, we have to go play in the playground. I wanna take the swing, but this girl run toward it first, so I let her have it. Then I went to the slide. There just one slide so we have to make a queue to play. I walked behind my friend and wait patiently. This girl that stood in front of him took forever to let herself sliding because I think she's too scared. So, me being the impatient lil boy I am, just pushed her and made her landed on her face. The principal called me and told me that it was wrong and some shits, then the next day, that girl that I made face planted to the ground, didn't go to school for like a week or so, oh my god, I'm so cruel."
"You devilish bitch! How could you do that to an innocent person?"
"She's so slow and I'm impatient. Can't blame me tho."
"By the way, it's not embracing, it's cruel."
"It's embracing for me because I feel like I'm the cruelest lil girl ever."
"You're not that bad right now, you've changed aren't you?"
"I'm not changing, I just grow up."
"Yeah, whatever Lucifer."
"I'm not a Lucifer I'm more like the king. You're the one that is Lucifer. Luke, Lucas, Lucifer. What a cool name."
"Shut up, you Irlose!"
"It's Irwin, you ass!"
"Nope, I'm Luke."
"Jesus Chr..."
"Nope, still Luke."
"You're not even a dad yet, but you always using dad jokes, don't wanna wonder what would happen if you were a dad in 10 years or 15 years from now."
"Don't wonder then." He said smirking like an ass he is.
"And oh, I know I have a nice ass, but that doesn't allow you to always calling me an ass."
"Duh, like your ass is better than mine."
"I'm a Hemmings duh."
"That doesn't make your ass nicer than mine, my boy. Just accept it."
"Just because you're cute, I'll let it slip this time."
"I know I'm cute, got a nice ass and have this sass you don't have to remind me all the time, my boy."
"Just shut up already, and go to bed, you'll be late for school tomorrow."
And with that, we said our 'see ya later' and closed our laptop.
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Long Way Home [Lashton bxb] ✔️
Hayran Kurgu"So we're taking the long way home. 'Cause I don't wanna be wasting my time alone. I wanna get lost and drive forever with you, talking 'bout nothing yeah whatever babe." "But what if we get lost?" he asked. "I'll tryna find a way back home, if it t...