Life and Lemons

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Will: Cory stop complaining. You know, when life gives you lemons...

Cory: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CORY DI ANGELO LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I am the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna summon my skeleton engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! And after that's done!? I'm gonna go to the store, and buy ORANGE JUICE! YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! I'm....

Will: *Kisses Cory*

Cory: Wait- Wh-What was I talking about again?


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