the pale and the dimpled ;; mashton

twenty // dating

"LUCAS ROBERT HEMMINGS GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE."

Michael (with Ashton in tow) yelled as he spotted Luke and Calum upon arriving at the school. He had a smirk etched on his face, but was trying to stay serious.

"I'm innocent, I swear!" Luke said, going wide-eyed and throwing his hands up.

"You're in some deep schist, dude." Ashton said with a small smirk as Michael shoved Luke in the chest.

"What the hell?!" Luke asked, looking at Ashton for some answers. "What did I do?"

"You got a girlfriend and didn't tell me?!" Michael yelled at him and the blonde's eyes widened again.

"Um...."

"HEMMINGS I SWEAR TO GOD-"

"I did, okay!" Luke gave in. "But I really like her. She's nice, super hot, smart- she's perfect."

Michael took a step back, raising an eyebrow at him. "How hot?" He asked and Ashton hit his arm. "What?" He said with a shrug. "If she's going to date my Lucifer she needs to be hot."

"Amazing," Luke said with a dazed look. "She has amazing legs, the cutest butt-"

"OKAY I THINK I'M DONE HERE." Ashton announced finally.

"Same," Calum said, scrunching up his nose. "Let's go, Ash."

"No don't leave!" Michael said upon realizing Ashton was leaving, with Calum, no less.

"Why?" Luke asked Ash as he brushed himself off. "I thought you liked chicks."

Ashton bit his lip, attempting to hide his smirk. "I never said that, did I?"

With that, he left, arm in arm with Calum, who gave him quite the energetic high-five.

//

"Wait," Calum said as he threw a dodgeball at Adam on the other side. "So you're really gay? Like, full?"

"Have been since Year 8," Ashton said as he dodged one from Alyssa.

"Hold on," Calum said, standing still and nearly getting hit. "Does that mean you and Michael are?..."

"No," Ash said as he nailed Adam in the chest. "I wish. I mean, I dunno, we've... Never mind."

"Ooh," Calum said, wiggling his eyebrows as he absent-mindedly threw the ball and hit Coach. "Oops. Sorry, Coach," He apologized, turning back towards Ashton. "So I see... You've already gotten it on?"

"*uck you."

"I bet you'd-"

"I'd rather do Michael."

Both boys laughed until the bell rang a minute later, and chuckled all the way to the locker rooms.

"No peeking, you," Calum winked at Ash who tried to look offended.

"But oh, Mr. Sex God, how will I be able to help myself?" He said dramatically as he lifted his shirt above his head.

Calum watched him wide-eyed. "You need to go shirtless more often. Even I'd turn gay for you."

"You don't have to turn, we can just play mommy and daddy some time."

Calum begin to die of laughter while Ashton showered, singing the lyrics to Classic incredibly badly.

//

"Michael."

"Stop."

"Miiiiichael."

"Go away."

"Mikey."

"I don't like you."

"Hi, Michael."

Michael beamed. "Hey, Ash."

"Oh, so you answer him nicely and not me!" Luke said, throwing his hands up in exasperation, one hitting Calum in the nose as he sat down. "I see how it is."

"Bro, my face." Calum said, rubbing his nose.

"Sorry, Cal." Luke said, reaching over and quickly kissing it, which earned a glare from Amanda, his girlfriend. "Sorry, babe." He said, before kissing her quickly.

"So your Luke's girl?" Ashton asked as he took a bite of his sandwich.

"Yep," She said, smiling up at Luke. "Too bad it took him forever to ask."

"Shut up," Luke said, putting some of his mashed potatoes on her cheek. She squealed, quickly wiping it off.

"You guys are adorable," Michael said, his voice monotone as he played with his mystery meat. "I'm going to throw up."

"You're just jealous because you don't have the balls to ask the person you like out," Luke scoffed, while Calum watched the exchange quietly and Ashton watched anxiously.

"Wanna bet?" Michael challenged, sitting straighter.

"Sure," Luke said nonchalantly. "100. Easy."

"Okay," Michael said with a smirk. He turned his head towards Ashton and his green eyes twinkled whilst Ashton's breath caught in his throat as their eyes locked. "Ashton, what would you say to dinner Friday night?"

Ashton bit his lip as his cheeks heated, Amanda gasping, Calum choking, and Luke's jaw dropping. "What?" They all asked simultaneously but the pair didn't acknowledge them.

"By dinner do you mean pizza?" Ash asked, a smile forming.

"Pretty much."

"Sure. I'll be at your window at seven."

And then the bell rung, the two got up, heading towards Music, while their now three friends sat shocked.

//an

CAN I GET A ITS ABOUT DUCKING TIME

no okay.

BUT YEAH

THIS CHAPTER WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THAT

HOW DID WE END UP HERE

I am so sorry I'm mentally unstable rn idek

GOODNIGHT.

wtf am I saying its 6 PM.

bye.//