the pale and the dimpled ;; mashton

twenty-eight // songs

"MY ANACONDA DON'T,

MY ANACONDA DON'T,

MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HUN."

The four group of friends whooped and cheered and sang as Calum climbed onto the coffee table and began to twerk along. Luke and Ashton sang to each other, booty popping with Calum.

Michael was inevitably watching the funniest thing of his life.

"This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles," Ashton began to rap, looking directly at Michael. "D*ck bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's

Real country *beep beep*, let me play with his rifle

D*ck put his butt to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil

Now that bang bang bang,

I let him hit it 'cause he slang

Cocaine

He toss my salad like his name Romaine

And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain

I'm on some dumb stuff."

Michael smirked gently when Ashton finished and shot him a wink, continuing with Luke for the rest of the song.

Oh he was most definitely up for stress sex.

"Thrust line!" Luke shouted, pulling Michael up by the arm. Calum was in front, Luke behind him, then Michael and Ashton.

The four boys thrusted aimlessly, laughing. This was not the first time it had happened.

"Whoa whoa whoa," Each boy froze in their spots as Nanie walked into the room. "No foursomes in the living room."

They all cracked a smile and sat down as she brought in a plate filled with small treats. "Animals," She commented when they attacked it with their hands.

"Rawr," Ashton and Calum growled with food in their mouth, which inevitably made Luke and Michael crack up, making the other boys crack up, which made them all choke.

"Deadly cookies," Luke said afterwards, shaking his head. "Delicious, but deadly."

"Couldn't have worded it better myself, Lucifer." Michael agreed.

"Lucifer is the Ruler of Hell you know," Ashton said, thinking of Supernatural. He only watched it because Destiel was one of his biggest OTPs.

"GET AWAY FROM ME." Calum shouted, even though he was siting in the arm chair next to Ashton.

"Guys-" Luke tried to say but they cut him off.

"AWAY FROM ME," Ashton shouted. "SKY DEMON."

"I WANNA BE IN THE TRIBE." Michael shouted through a mouth full of cookie.

"SKY DEMON."

"I WANNA BE IN THE TRIBE. I WANNA BE IN THE TRIBE. I WANNA BE IN THE TRIBE-"

"NO, SKY DEMON."

"WAAAH."

"Michael, shut the f*ck up." Luke interrupted with a roll of his eyes. "I hate you guys."

"Rude." They all said in unison.

"YOU KNOW IT BAE."

"ZAYUMMM, YOU GOT A BAE-"

"Don't you dare, Calum."

//

"Give me therapy,

I'm a walking travesty,