fifteen

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DAEGU, SOUTH KOREA
FRIDAY, 2:17AM

JAEMIN
hi um no ones online except u
and im in desperate need
of help

JAEMIN
so like im having
a problem rn and idk
who to text jenos sleeping
and if he wakes up he's gonna
call 911

HANA
did u kill
someone omfg

JAEMIN
no wtf

JAEMIN
i tried to boil an
egg in the microwave
bc i was hungry

HANA
girl what-

HANA
you did what

HANA
excuse me

JAEMIN
like the egg just
exploded????????

JAEMIN
is that normal wtf

HANA
wait a min

HANA
where did YOU get
an egg

JAEMIN
um the store? do
u think i would lay
an egg or sumn wtf
bitch

HANA
i never said
that?? fuckin air
head

JAEMIN
excuse me bitch
i wasn't the one
who failed physics
twice in a row

HANA
well im not an a
grade student

JAEMIN
fuck you

HANA
ok im going back
to sleep then

JAEMIN
WAIT NO
DONT PLEASE

JAEMIN
THE ROOM FINNA
SMELL LIKE RAW
EGG

JAEMIN
PLEASE ILL PAY
FOR YOUR SHIT

HANA
ok then

HANA
do something for
me

HANA
set me up
with jeno

JAEMIN
but he has a thing
going on with some
girly

JAEMIN
but they ain't
dating so 🤤

HANA
damn who's
it

JAEMIN
i don't even know

JAEMIN
now what do i
do to get rid of the
egg

HANA
wait i just
laughed out loud
and seolmin kinda
woke up

JAEMIN
tf??? tell her to
go back to sleep

HANA
im pretending like
im asleep so she goes
back to sleep

JAEMIN
wait till she sleeps
yeah sounds cool

HANA
anyways so use tissues
and um y'all got deo??

JAEMIN
i don't use those
nasty deodorants but
jeno does yea

JAEMIN
what about them

HANA
spray it in the room

JAEMIN
oh that's easy wait
i need to look through jenos
big ass bag

HANA
yea so use tissues to throw
away the egg and use the deo
to get rid of the smell 🤠🤠🤠

JAEMIN
it wasn't even
that hard i

JAEMIN
jenos deo is already
finishing lemme spray
the whole thing 🙄✨

HANA
well u do
u im gonna go to
sleep

JAEMIN
wait is seol
back to sleep

HANA
she's fuckin snoring rn
thanks for asking

JAEMIN
btw don't tell
anyone about this or else
u ain't getting jeno

HANA
yea sure

JAEMIN
okay cool
SEEN 3:10AM




this is just a messy filler on crack chapter bc everything's been serious lately :D and thanks for 500 reads wtf i didn't even think this would get 5 reads

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