DAEGU, SOUTH KOREA
FRIDAY, 2:17AMJAEMIN
hi um no ones online except u
and im in desperate need
of helpJAEMIN
so like im having
a problem rn and idk
who to text jenos sleeping
and if he wakes up he's gonna
call 911HANA
did u kill
someone omfgJAEMIN
no wtfJAEMIN
i tried to boil an
egg in the microwave
bc i was hungryHANA
girl what-HANA
you did whatHANA
excuse meJAEMIN
like the egg just
exploded????????JAEMIN
is that normal wtfHANA
wait a minHANA
where did YOU get
an eggJAEMIN
um the store? do
u think i would lay
an egg or sumn wtf
bitchHANA
i never said
that?? fuckin air
headJAEMIN
excuse me bitch
i wasn't the one
who failed physics
twice in a rowHANA
well im not an a
grade studentJAEMIN
fuck youHANA
ok im going back
to sleep thenJAEMIN
WAIT NO
DONT PLEASEJAEMIN
THE ROOM FINNA
SMELL LIKE RAW
EGGJAEMIN
PLEASE ILL PAY
FOR YOUR SHITHANA
ok thenHANA
do something for
meHANA
set me up
with jenoJAEMIN
but he has a thing
going on with some
girlyJAEMIN
but they ain't
dating so 🤤HANA
damn who's
itJAEMIN
i don't even knowJAEMIN
now what do i
do to get rid of the
eggHANA
wait i just
laughed out loud
and seolmin kinda
woke upJAEMIN
tf??? tell her to
go back to sleepHANA
im pretending like
im asleep so she goes
back to sleepJAEMIN
wait till she sleeps
yeah sounds coolHANA
anyways so use tissues
and um y'all got deo??JAEMIN
i don't use those
nasty deodorants but
jeno does yeaJAEMIN
what about themHANA
spray it in the roomJAEMIN
oh that's easy wait
i need to look through jenos
big ass bagHANA
yea so use tissues to throw
away the egg and use the deo
to get rid of the smell 🤠🤠🤠JAEMIN
it wasn't even
that hard iJAEMIN
jenos deo is already
finishing lemme spray
the whole thing 🙄✨HANA
well u do
u im gonna go to
sleepJAEMIN
wait is seol
back to sleepHANA
she's fuckin snoring rn
thanks for askingJAEMIN
btw don't tell
anyone about this or else
u ain't getting jenoHANA
yea sureJAEMIN
okay cool
SEEN 3:10AMthis is just a messy filler on crack chapter bc everything's been serious lately :D and thanks for 500 reads wtf i didn't even think this would get 5 reads