DAEGU, SOUTH KOREA
FRIDAY, 2:17AM
JAEMIN
hi um no ones online except u
and im in desperate need
of help
JAEMIN
so like im having
a problem rn and idk
who to text jenos sleeping
and if he wakes up he's gonna
call 911
HANA
did u kill
someone omfg
JAEMIN
no wtf
JAEMIN
i tried to boil an
egg in the microwave
bc i was hungry
HANA
girl what-
HANA
you did what
HANA
excuse me
JAEMIN
like the egg just
exploded????????
JAEMIN
is that normal wtf
HANA
wait a min
HANA
where did YOU get
an egg
JAEMIN
um the store? do
u think i would lay
an egg or sumn wtf
bitch
HANA
i never said
that?? fuckin air
head
JAEMIN
excuse me bitch
i wasn't the one
who failed physics
twice in a row
HANA
well im not an a
grade student
JAEMIN
fuck you
HANA
ok im going back
to sleep then
JAEMIN
WAIT NO
DONT PLEASE
JAEMIN
THE ROOM FINNA
SMELL LIKE RAW
EGG
JAEMIN
PLEASE ILL PAY
FOR YOUR SHIT
HANA
ok then
HANA
do something for
me
HANA
set me up
with jeno
JAEMIN
but he has a thing
going on with some
girly
JAEMIN
but they ain't
dating so 🤤
HANA
damn who's
it
JAEMIN
i don't even know
JAEMIN
now what do i
do to get rid of the
egg
HANA
wait i just
laughed out loud
and seolmin kinda
woke up
JAEMIN
tf??? tell her to
go back to sleep
HANA
im pretending like
im asleep so she goes
back to sleep
JAEMIN
wait till she sleeps
yeah sounds cool
HANA
anyways so use tissues
and um y'all got deo??
JAEMIN
i don't use those
nasty deodorants but
jeno does yea
JAEMIN
what about them
HANA
spray it in the room
JAEMIN
oh that's easy wait
i need to look through jenos
big ass bag
HANA
yea so use tissues to throw
away the egg and use the deo
to get rid of the smell 🤠🤠🤠
JAEMIN
it wasn't even
that hard i
JAEMIN
jenos deo is already
finishing lemme spray
the whole thing 🙄✨
HANA
well u do
u im gonna go to
sleep
JAEMIN
wait is seol
back to sleep
HANA
she's fuckin snoring rn
thanks for asking
JAEMIN
btw don't tell
anyone about this or else
u ain't getting jeno
HANA
yea sure
JAEMIN
okay cool
SEEN 3:10AM
this is just a messy filler on crack chapter bc everything's been serious lately :D and thanks for 500 reads wtf i didn't even think this would get 5 reads
