Umbrella Academy Imagines

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Diego Hargreeves x Reader

Description:

You search for Diego only to be told by Klaus that he's in his room. When you go to his room you see no one but a book laying on his desk labeled "Don't look inside or I'll kill you." Presumably his diary. You open it and skim through finding a page he wrote about you. You are both 16 in this.

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"Hey Klausy! Have you seen Diego anywhere? I gotta return one of his knifes." You ask walking into the kitchen. Klaus being Klaus was next to the stove lighting up a cigarette and puffing the grey smoke clouds out.

"Uh... His room maybe?" He replies furrowing his brows and shrugging physically. You nod your head and wave goodbye before zooming towards his bedroom.

 Knocking softly twice you open the door to peak in. "Go-Go? You in here?" You pop your head in. Seeing no one inside you take the chance to enter and look around his room. Its hardly ever that you get the chance to come in here, its usually the two of you hanging in your room.

You notice a black notebook on his desk and head towards it. Picking it up you read 'Don't look inside or I'll kill you' You took a chance to guess that it was probably his diary or something personal. Realising this made you grin like a Cheshire cat. You flick it open seeing skimming through pages of drawings of detailed dicks and hearts dotted around the pages making you snort at his childish self. 

His pages on Klaus were abnormally long and you'd noticed he got everything so detailed and accurate it'd make him a stalker or very personal admirer of Klaus. His page on Luther was a short paragraph mostly about how he was a 'Fucking Chimpanzee' or a 'Long faced horse looking bitch'. Which was also, pretty accurate. A huge drawing of a dick with Luther's head as the tip covered most of the page about him and arrows pointing at it showing it was Luther made you laugh. Allison was only a page as he viewed her also pretty accurately talking about how her curly hair sometimes gets found in his food or beverages. Five was only a sentence. 'A fucking 90 y/o trapped in a child's body." 100% true. Vanya's page was more dull and sad on how he felt sorry for her being born ordinary and how the others and himself treated her. The pages on Reginald and Pogo were weird in a fact he'd praise Pogo and completely berate the Reginald and his teaching methods, which was understandable since non of the children really liked him. The pages on Mom were filled with admiration and her understanding helping him through his worst times which were sweet and made your heart melt like no other.

Then came the pages about you. How your hair would accentuate your face or how your smile brightened his day. His secret I love you's dotted around the paragraphs and drawings of hearts all over. He wrote about everything that had happened between the two of you since you were 10. His feelings were so overwhelming with emotion that they made your heart beat faster with each sentence.

"Uhg- WHaT ArE YoU DoInG HerE?!?" Diego screeched throwing the door open seeing you with his diary open.

"I uhh... I came to give your knife back that you left in my room?" You chuckled awkwardly frozen picking up the knife you placed on the table. He walked towards you and held his hand out for the knife.

"Is that my diary?" He pointed taking his knife from your hand and throwing it on his bed.

"Yessss?" You replied questionably placing it back down onto the table before patting it and sliding towards the door as Diego stood there his arms now crossed with one of his brows cocked. You open the door and turn to exit only to have one of Diego's knifes thrown slamming the door closed and you in shock.

"Why'd you do that?! I could have died!" 

"Oh please, you'd have regenerated in like 3 seconds anyways." Diego rolls his eyes as you whine.

"So, did you read all of it?"

"I read about the others yeah. Your a stalker aren't you, your pages on Klaus are so detailed and extended its like he's some sort of lab experiment. Your cock drawing of Luther is also pretty accurate." You giggle out. Diego scratches the back of his head questioning you once more.

"Did you read the pages about you?" He warily asks dread in his heart. Your breath hitches slightly before you reply.

"Yeah." You breath out nodding and walk towards him hugging him. He halts at first before hugging you back burying his head into your neck.

"Seriously though are you a stalker cause even I don't remember shit we did together from like 2 months ago and here you are with detailed paragraphs on how soft and silky my hair is. You laugh softly in his ear making him chuckle at your answers.

"And, I love you too Go-Go." You both pull away and you kiss his cheek. Before he can say anything you giggle childishly before winking and leaving him stood there.

"FUCK YEAH!" His screams are heard through the academy. 

"What the fuck? Why's Diego so happy? He's never been like this." Luther questions exiting his own room as you head to yours.

You chuckle at him before responding. 

"I have noooo idea."

Authors Notes:

Yeet Skeet 2.0

I may add memes and make Group chat scenarios.