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chibiriceball is online!

chibiriceball: lmao this gc is so dead

vantifrappe is online!

vantifrappe: that's cuz you haven't been writing chatfics 🙄

chibiriceball has repaired the 4th wall!

chibiriceball: can you not do that

vantifrappe: what is a 4th wall hahahah

chibiriceball: smth that snk doesn't hv :D

tsukisauruskei is online!

chibiriceball: yo tsukki wna hear our jokes? :D

tsukisauruskei: 1) it's tsukishima, and

tsukisauruskei: 2) no.

vantifrappe: how patronising.

sunshineshouyou is online!

sunshineshouyou: ooo say it!!!

chibiriceball: yes since hinata wants to hear it, i'll say it for everyone! :D

sugamama is online!

chibiriceball: what do you call the place van asks you to meet up at?

sugamama: ??? what?

sunshineshouyou: i don't know???

tsukisauruskei: i'm afraid to hear the answer

vantifrappe: venue

chibiriceball: ^ creds me cuz i made the joke earlier and told her the ans

sunshineshouyou: HAHAHAH VENUE!!!

tsukisauruskei: .

tsukisauruskei: can i leave?

sugamama: nope ^^

vantifrappe: here's another one

vantifrappe: if tsukishima was an element, which element would he be?

sunshineshouyou: ?!?!?!

vantifrappe: potassium

vantifrappe: cuz k

chibiriceball: HAHAHAH lame but i like it

tsukisauruskei has left the groupchat!

sugamama has added tsukisauruskei into the groupchat!

sugamama: you aren't allowed to leave, tsukishima ^^

tobiothe9th is online!

chubiriceball: seeing kags here reminds me of my other joke LOL

tobiothe9th: ?

vantifrappe: omg is it what i think it is

chibiriceball: if kageyama was a plant, what plant would he be?

sunshineshouyou: a venus flytrap!!!

sugamama: what makes you say that, hinata?

sunshineshouyou: because he's mean!!!

tobiothe9th: HINATA YOU DUMBASS

chibiriceball: nah

chibiriceball: van you wna do the honours?

vantifrappe: A CACTUS

vantifrappe: cuz kag-tus

sunshineshouyou: HAHAHAH KAGTUS

kimchii is online!

kimchii: That was admittedly good lol

kimchii is offline!

vantifrappe: omg rude she came online then went off

chibiriceball: i mean she's taking care of her kids what do you expect

tobiothe9th: kimberly has kids??

sunshineshouyou: ^^^

chibiriceball: with sugawara

sunshineshouyou: ?? WHAT?!?!?!?!

sugamama: we do not have kids !!

tsukisauruskei: why do we know you

chibiriceball: anw!! tune in next time to qq's lame jokes!!

vantifrappe: that is, if you update your chatfics

chibiriceball has repaired the 4th wall!

chibiriceball: hEY STOB IT

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hi friends i'm not dead :DD here's some lame jokes brought to you by qq (and van) bc we were that lame during the lj

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