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haunted house | various

the ships visiting haunted houses: a thread

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shonnon
- goes into a haunted house out of a dare
- (most probably one of those bets between kagehina and hina lost)
- shanz decides to go together with him because she knows he will pee his pants
- hinata proudly denies that he's not scared but he's really jumpy on the inside
- goes in a little scared because of the vibe
- scared from the first jumpscare onwards
- fully scared when they're about 1/4 through the house
- holds hands together really tightly
- would have made friends with the actors if they weren't so scared
- loud screaming and lots of scared jumping
- shanz liked the realitism of the house but was too spooked at the time
- "AAAAAAAAAAAA" "DON'T LET GO OF ME, SHOUYOU" "SORRY"
- swears to never go in again, but forgets all about it before the next time they do

tobi-q
- (again it's one of those bets between kagehina but this time kags lost)
- qq decides to tag along after seeing youtube videos of youtubers going into haunted houses
- she immediately regrets it at the entrance
- she screams at anything that moves
- this is when she swears in multiple languages
- no japanese cuss words (or she tries to)
- (she wants to keep kags pure but he somewhat knows that she's cussing)
- he cusses too, but the maximum he goes is "shit"
- she uses his hand as a stress ball
- "this ain't real, fellas!" "why are you talking to yourself?" "iT'S CALLED STRESS-RELIEF, TOBIO—"
- she's on the edge for max 2 weeks after the haunted house (scared of anything that sounds creepy)
- he fixes any creepy-sounding things around the house

keivan
- saw a haunted house poster, got intrigued
- poker faces at the start
- tsukishima flinches, or mutters "oh my god" at the jumpscares
- van screeches and clings onto his arm
- she uses him as a shield
- literally
- they try to remind themselves it's the adrenaline kicking in and the body's "fight or flight" response
- but she forgets about it by the next jumpscare
- hates ancient-themed haunted houses
- he wonders why there aren't any jurassic world-inspired ones
- she also wonders that (solely because of chris pratt)
- he teases her every time they try a new haunted house
- "there's definitely going to be a jumpscare right about now~" "kei, will you just — OH MY F*CK"
- did i mention she curses throughout the whole thing
- yeah

tadarah
- most probably sarah dragged yamaguchi there
- just there for the fanfic ideas ✨✨✨
- yams is a little shaken up just by the ominous vibes and clutches onto sarah's arm
- "tadashi, you're kinda hurting my arm—" "i'm s-so sorry — eep!"
- he screeches at almost everything while she jumps and yells
- both of them have their fair share of screaming
- though he probably lost his voice by the end of it
- she's a little sorry for him
- "you okay, bud?" "i'M FINE" "yeah you sure as hell aren't"
- but hey, this just gives her tododeku fanfic ideas
- poor yams can never be off the edge for at least 2 weeks

daineta
- they don't really get easily
- at most they say a "jesus christ" with a flinch
- zan has a habit if saying "lmao" after that
- sawamura is lowkey scared
- they make sure they don't trip over anything
- such dads
- predicts the next jumpscare
- pretty boring reactions oops
- hold hands half of the time
- because they let go when they flinch
- cuz they have this habit of having their hands close to their own chests

kimshi
- reluctant to go but goes anyway
- sugawara laughs everything off
- holds hands even though kimberly's palms sweat like nobody's business
- he got earplugs ready because she screams really loudly
- they jump and flinch together
- like they're in sync???? they share one brain cell
- whenever she screams, she squeezes his hand slightly harder
- he tries to keep her close but she ends up not wanting to move at certain points of the journey
- he even has to coax her to move
- "is it over yet?????" "soon,"
- she never wants to visit a haunted house ever again
- (he agrees)

qianru
- they mainly visit alien-themed ones because of oikawa
- qian is very reluctant for her first try, but she follows him anyway
- #hauntedhouseaesthetic — a hashtag started by qian
- she realises that he has a really girly shriek
- at first she's amused by this, but not for long because she gets spooked next
- laughs after every scare they had
- actually a good sport
- they make friends with the actors during their second time
- "oh my god, it's you again"
- takes pictures with the actors
- they also visit hospital-themed ones
- has instagram stories of their experiences
- if they're up to it, they do instagram lives of their visits
- (rip headphone users)

hajibel
- super chill and mostly flinch
- both of them will swear at jumpscares, though belinda does most of the heavy ones
- iwaizumi doesn't bother to censor her
- "f*ck" "*sighs*"
- she laughs most of the time and he wonders if she's really mentally sound??
- but he's happy she's enjoying herself
- probably the most boring people to ever visit a haunted house with
- yeah their thread is really short sorry

ushinielle
- the deadpanners™
- literally zero reaction whenever a jumpscare happens
- they don't flinch, let alone bat an eye
- if dan feels evil enough (which she always does), she drags her second brother along, then laughs at his reaction
- (the actors wonder why she isn't part of the haunted house)
- ushijima is semi-against her laughing at her own brother, but he's also semi-amused
- i take my words back, they're the most boring couple to visit a haunted house with
- like why do you even visit a haunted house if you don't even get scared geez
- (pretty much all the actors don't even try scaring them anymore)
- "..where's hanako-san?" "doesn't mean we're at a haunted house means we'll see her. also, she's always in the female bathroom."

tetsurin
- zarrin was the one who dragged kuroo to visit a haunted house
- she screams the most and also swears loudly
- he does flinch and swear casually, but then laughs (the laugh from season 2)
- (the actors thought there was a sudden hyena addition to the haunted house)
- she laughs because of his laugh
- then gets scared again
- "F*CKING SH*T, F*CKING B*TCH, F*CK" "jesus"
- hugging him all the way with her head buried in his back
- she's never hugged him that tight before
- (he thinks she's cute)
- the cute couple that enters a haunted house tbh??
- (i also mean the one whereby the girl screams the loudest, swears the most, and clings onto her boyfriend for dear life)
- she regrets her decision when they exit the house

keirissa
- pretty similar reaction to hajibel's
- tea cusses and flinches while akaashi just flinches a little
- (i mean akaashi deals with bokuto so that's already scarier since he's much more unpredictable amirite)
- "christ on a stick"
- she appreciates the art and detail and wants to emaluate it on her own artwork
- mental notes on details and how they made the props
- they hold hands
- cute couple tbh
- he also becomes her muse to try the haunted house details on
- probably only goes to haunted houses for this reason

makonice
- tachibana is more scared of the idea of visiting a haunted house
- jam ensures they have matching glowing devil horn headbands
- "you can poke them with your headband lol" — jam, regarding the headbands
- pretty similar reaction to tadarah's
- but she's more chill
- he wishes he could man up
- but not for long, because he's scared by the next jumpscare
- she also feels sorry for him
- but forgets all about it soon after

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