the ships as incorrect quotes + edited the original incorrect quotes to make it language-friendly lmao
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shonnon
hinata: the light is different out here. it's softer.
shanz: it's called smog.
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tobi-q
kageyama: are you high?
qq: am i what?
kageyama: high
qq: hello
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keivan
tsukishima: you remind me of the ocean.
van: because i'm deep and mysterious?
tsukishima: no, because you're salty and you scare people.
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tadarah
sarah: tadashi, what do we do?!
yamaguchi: *frantically screaming* I DON'T KNOW
sarah: but you're the oldest!
yamaguchi: NOT MENTALLY
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daineta
zan: who the actual fu—
sawamura: language
zan: whomst the actual sexual intercourse
sawamura: what
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kimshi
kimberly: *gasps*
sugawara: what is it?
kimberly: what if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in spanish
sugawara: ..what
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qianru
*oikawa as a gps*
oikawa: in 400m turn right
qian: okay
oikawa: how am i doing as your navigator?
qian: fine
oikawa: am i doing good?
qian: yes yes you're doing great
oikawa: how great?
qian: you're the best
oikawa: you missed your turn btw. tell me i'm doing good again in 100m.
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hajibel
belinda: compliment me.
iwaizumi: uh, you... you have eyes.
belinda: *shrugs* i'll take it.
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keirissa
tea: i don't care what anyone says, the middle of the oreo is the best!
akaashi: light is the absence of darkness, and darkness is the absence of light; one cannot exist without the other.
tea: hey, socrates, it's just a cookie.
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tetsurin
kidnapper: we have your daughter
kuroo: i don't have a daughter
kidnapper: it says "daddy" here on the contact name
kuroo: oh my god, they have zarrin
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makonice
*in bed*
jam: any monsters under my bed tonight?
tachibana: ..no.
jam: well, there'd better not be! i'd hate to torch one with my flame thrower!
tachibana: you have a flame thrower?
jam: they lie. i lie.
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ushinielle
ushijima: shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
danielle: uh, sure, i guess.
ushijima: thou art hot as heck.
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