((WATTPAD F-ING DELETED THIS RIGHT AFTER I GOT DONE WRITING IT! I BROKE MY NAIL DESPERATELY TAPPING ON THE BLANK SCREEN TRYING TO GET IT BACK!
Sorry, my re-write probably won't be too good cuz I'm really angry right now D:))
I'm sure we've all had our run-ins with these pesky little bastards. Minuscule, capable of disappearing on a whim, and indestructible, fruit flies do not have any real purpose to exist.
Some people may claim, "They do too have a purpose! Do you want all spiders to starve?"
Yes, yes I do.
But spiders are for another rant.
Other than feeding four-legged fiends, fruit flies have no purpose. They live up to their name by destroying any fruit left out in the kitchen, and for extra credit they usually manage to sneak their way into the bread bag, and that's about all that they do. Other than annoy the heck out of everyone and avoid death.
I have a theory that no one can smash fruit flies by clapping their hands together because the air dispelled from the space between your hands blows the fly out of harm's way. Either that, or fruit flies are made of titanium. Which wouldn't surprise me.
Fly swatters won't work, neither will vacuuming them up (I've tried it before), and let's not even get started with those pathetic vinegar traps! Fruit flies are freaking indestructible! They're going to take over the world!
I am convinced that everyone should get a frog to have in their kitchen. They're the only weapon that could possibly be effective against these monsters. Think about it: frogs all over the world would be well-fed, the fruit fly population would drop, everyone could have a pet frog, it's an all-around win!
"How come you want frogs to be well-fed but not spiders?"
Because spiders are gross and frogs are cute.
"Couldn't everyone just get a pet spider for their kitchen instead?"
No.
"Why not?"
Because there would be spiderwebs everywhere, getting all over your food and overtaking your house.
"But I like spiderwebs!"
NEWSFLASH: Most people don't! No one in their right mind would enjoy having a house full of spiderwebs! Wait, what was I talking about before?... oh yeah, fruit flies.
I don't like fruit flies.
Vote if you don't like fruit flies.
Or spiders.
Spiders are gross.
Blegh.
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