This horror game has been gaining popularity and striking fear into the hearts of individuals everywhere. The story goes that Freddy Fazbear and his animatronic friends entertain kids at a Chuck E. Cheese-type of place during the day, but at night start ackin all cray cray. The player has been hired as a security guard, which is cheaper than having someone fix the faulty robots. You only have a certain amount of power to be used to run the security cameras every night, for money reasons. Well, guess what: now you're stuck in a building with psycho-killer robots out to get you and limited resources. Whoopdedo.
IT'S SO FREAKING SCARY THOUGH!!! WHO THE HELL WOULD WASTE MONEY JUST TO SHIT THEIR PANTS AND GIVE THEMSELVES NIGHTMARES?! THIS BLUE RABBIT WITH A FUCKING EVIL SMILE POPS ONTO YOUR SCREEN AND SCREECHES I MEAN WTF?!
Okay, calm down... NO I CAN'T BLOODY CALM DOWN THIS EVIL GAME SHOULD HAVE NEVER EXISTED! THOSE FREAKING ROBOTS ARE DEVIL-SPAWN I TELL YOU! AND I KNOW IT'S ONLY A GAME BUT I GET SCARED OUT OF MY WITS SEEING A ZOMBIE ON FREAKING MINECRAFT OKAY?!?!?!
This... abomination of entertainment is actually getting a sequel next year, with even more bloody serial-killer animatronics and AAAAAAHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Maddieb123789 is actually quite enthralled with FNaF, but if it weren't for her I wouldn't have even had to know what it is! I mean, I would have figured it out eventually, but still. I don't understand why the night guard doesn't just get the hell outta there after Night 1, but maybe they signed some sort of contract or something. That still wouldn't have stopped me though, I'd hightail my sorry ass out of there and call in a SWAT team to obtain those gosh damn muthafukin son of a furples! AAAAAAHHHHHH!
The thing is, once you see it, you can't un-see it. You'll have an image of an evil bear popping out from behind a corner scarred into your memory, and every night you'll be chiding yourself that it's not real, it's just a game, nothing is going to come around that corner. And then your cat will walk by and scare the living crap out of you xP
If I remember right, last time I went to Chuck E. Cheese's, there were some animatronics on a stage for birthday parties or something. I AM OFFICIALLY NEVER GOING TO CHUCK E CHEESES AGAIN OKAY MY 500 TICKETS ARE FOR SALE CUZ I AM NOT GOING INTO THAT PLACE TO CASH THEM IN. Or maybe I will go cash them in, and start talking about FNaF to the doods behind the counter and totally freak them out xD
GUYS WHAT IF FNAF IS BASED ON THE CHUCK E CHEESE IN THE CITY I LIVE BY?!?! WHAT IF THE ANIMATRONICS THERE ARE PSYCHO KILLERS?!?! WHAT IF I ONLY HAVE 50 TICKETS INSTEAD OF 500 AND IMY MEMORY IS SCREWED UP?!?! WHAT IF THE KID SITTING IN FRONT OF ME ON THE BUS IS PLAYING FNAF AND THAT'S THE CREEPY SOUNDS THAT I'M HEARING?!?!
Okay, when I started writing this rant, I had only ever seen pictures of FNaF... but then I actually saw someone play it. OH MY FLIPPING GOSH I HAVE NOT SCREAMED SO HARD IN 3 YEARS OKAY I DON'T SCREAM ALL THAT MUCH BUT THIS GAME DESERVES EVERY SCREAM LEFT INSIDE OF ME
THEY'D CHANGE THE CAMERA AND THE CHICKEN WOULD HAVE MOVED AND THE GLOWING EYES IN THE HALLWAY AND IT'S ME AND I HAD TO SUFFOCATE UNDER MY COVERS SO THAT I WOULDN'T SEE GLOWING EYES OR AN EVIL DUCK INCHING ACROSS MY ROOM
okay... okay... this time I might actually be able to calm down. We've had our first frost of the season so the ground outside is white, the bus is cozy warm, I'm listening to my favorite songs, and it's really hard to be scared right now.
So, if you've never watch FNaF gameplay, spare yourself the misery. Maybe I'm just being a big baby, but Magica1616 was pretty freaked out too. Choke down the curiosity and go on living your life in oblivion to this evil. Please.
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So, y'know how it's so much easier to add videos and pictures to books now? Well, I've had myself the brilliant idea of recording myself reading each rant and then attaching them, essentially creating an audio book! Whaddya think? I think you'd love to hear me scream everything I've written in caps up above ;D
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DAMN YOU MADDY
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NOW SHOO
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CHEEKA POX
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WTF GOLDEN FREDDY HOLY SHIT
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NOW cutypie1228 AND maddieb123789 HAVE FNAF ON THEIR MOBILE DEVICES WTF WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEE *dies*
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Rants: Screw the World!
عشوائيRandom rants about random stuff! I'm going to try my hardest not to talk about anything that could offend anyone, I want this to be enjoyable for everyone. If you don't agree with something I say, that's totally fine. I'm proud that you can stand up...
