Rant 4 ~ Car Dealerships

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*bangs head on desk*
Kill. Me. Now.

Yes, I'm excited that we're getting the car I'm gonna use to practice driving. I can't wait to drive it! But the haggling!

ermahgerd i'm gonna die of boredom. *dies*

My mom will not give up easy, and neither will this sales guy. He's older, but still spunky I guess you could say. He's a sales guy. You know how they are.

Also, it's so boring! Did I mention it's boring? The TV has some cheesy soap opera on, the decorations are all "modern art", and the little kids Lego table is desolate and barren. My iPod's on like 30% battery and I DONT HAVE ANY SOCIAL NETWORKING!!! NO CONNECTION TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD!

Aaand now Mom's being sarcastic. *sighs* This is gonna take forever! The sales guy won't shut up about how Cash for Clunkers ruined everything and they bought the car with the plug in the tire and other boring shit.

I'm pretty sure every other car dealership is like this too. I vaguely remember going with my grandma to get her car. My little cousin came too, and I think there was some really bad thunderstorms... long story short it was boring too.

Vote if you've ever gone to a boring-ass car dealership!

Dedicated to Parogar for updating his epic rant book Haters Gonna Hate and reminding me to update!

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