Rants: Screw the World!

Rant 9 ~ Influential People and Their Fanpoodles

I cannot express through text how much this really gets to me.

*smashes vase*

*smashes the world*

These big people have their own little armies of fanpoodles that agree with everything they say. Even when the people say something utterly retarded, dem poodles go all "Woo! Yeah! Preach it!" I swear, these assbutts could win the presidential election if they ran! They're all over the internet, whether it be on YouTube, Tumblr, or WattPad.

Now, when these freaks start saying bad things, and I mean very bad things, a couple of sensible German shepherds may step in.

"Um, that's not a very smart choice," they say. "People could get physically hurt if those practices go into play."

Then those damn little poodles step in: "You've got it all wrong because of some stupid reason and because the person I'm idolizing said so!" They try to find as many little loopholes as they can to prove the sensible German shepherds wrong. They'll keep re-using their pitiful little arguments, adding in what they think to be big fancy words as they try to sound sophisticated.

Eventually, enough of the fanpoodle start grouping up against these poor souls that the meager few have to back down. It's like that scene in Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2, where the tribe of chihuahuas chase off the wild cats. Sort of like that.

These big people in power keep getting to go on with their despicable ways because no one can stand up to them! Sometimes the big cheese themselves will come out and help the poodles when they've got a particularly rebellious German shepherd on their hands.

I've been a German shepherd many times before, and I was one earlier today. The vicious fanpoodles and their stinky cheese of a leader got to me. Once I finally got fed up with them I just started commenting FURPLES! all over the place. Their reaction 'twas actually quite hilarious.

If you ever find yourself in the position of a German shepherd, don't back down! Remember, if all else fails, just comment FURPLES! everywhere! :P These people are only trolls on the internet. Put down the mobile device, step away from the computer, and go immerse yourself in another activity once you've satisfied yourself with enough furples.

But I must say, not all fanpoodles are bad. Sometimes they're just sticking up for their favorite writer/YouTuber/celebrity when a mean bulldog is trolling around. However, this rant was about the crappy fanpoodles who stick up for their idol blindly.

Gimme a vote, peoples! Thanks RJLuvsUnicorns for commenting on my last rant, it makes me feel so good to know that I have a fan. You'd be an even better fan if you voted and recommended this book to other people ;D *wink wink*