So, if you're somewhat active on social media besides WattPad, you may have heard of this "Alex from Target". Many people ask, "How did he get so famous?" "Shouldn't he be modeling instead of working at Target?" "Who the hell is this guy anyways?" In simplest terms: he's a hot dude that works at Target and someone managed to snap a picture of him, and he went viral. Why? Because he's hot. Really, there is no other reason.
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TONS of accounts have sprang up in the past few days claiming to be the real Alex, but no one can know for sure who to trust. It would be totally amazing to find Alex from Target's real Instagram account, see all of his gorgeous selfies... but alas, no such thing shall happen that easily. *sigh*
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Honestly, this dude is spreading faster than Ebola. Tumblr, Instagram, Pinterest, Twitter, you name the social networking site and his face will be plastered all over it. He's totally stealing all of Jake from State Farm's popularity... although I did see this hilarious picture of Jake and Alex together, it was like a fake band tour poster xD
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So, I dare you to go look up Alex from Target anywhere. How many pictures do you see?
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A lot.
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And how many of them are hot?
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All of them. Because they're all the same picture. And the picture is of Alex from Target. And he is hot. So all of the pictures are hot.
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Well said.
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Wouldn't it be so hilarious if Target made an exclusive doll of Alex from Target? I swear, they'd be sold out in like 3.1 seconds. 3.141591653... PIE! Pie backwards is still pie. Yes. Very crappy picture attached.
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Um, what was I talking about before? Gah, now all I can think about is pie :/ Pi Pie Pi Pie Pi Pie Punkin Pie Cherry Pie PewDiePie Pecan Pie Pecan Pi I'm allergic to Pecans so no Pecan Pi for me D:
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OKAY this rant is officially over.
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Hey, did anyone else watch the CMA's? So awesome 😄 ALL OF MY FAVORITE SINGERS UNDER ONE ROOF!!! I really thought George Strait should've gotten the Entertainer of the Year award, but it's still in good hands with Luke Bryan. And I never remember about Keith Urban's accent, it always takes me by surprise xD And the old dude, with the glasses and hair, what was his name? He got that award that only Johnny Cash has ever gotten before, and I think he really deserved it! Um, I can't remember. Oh well.
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OKAY NOW I'M DONE!
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(P.S. Ignore the periods between paragraphs, fucking WattPad update be stealing all of my paragraphs away D:)
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