Rants: Screw the World!

Rant 14 continued ~ FUCK TEACHERS

Okay, just to be clear: I respect teachers. A lot. They put up with annoying imbeciles, give up their social life to educate the aforementioned imbeciles, and do so much for so many people. Most of the middle schoolers and high schoolers that ride my bus have no respect for teachers, and it sickens me.

But sometimes... a teacher can deserve it.

Like Ms. Myers.

She is such a BITCH!!! Like, almost even worse than Mrs. Bitch. It's that bad.

She can be nice, and more often than not she tries to see the good side in things. However, I think that trying to keep up a positive aura all the time really stresses her out, and sometimes she just... snaps. Like she did today to @maddieb123789 , @Stephanie , our friend Hailey, and I.

We went over to Kendall's room today because his class was using the microscopes in our room, and we were cleaning out our binders. Over the first half of the school year, we've done a lot of shit in Science. So we had a lot of shit to organize.

Ms. Myers could've definitely found a better way to do it, though. A nicer method: Hand out lists of the assignment names, what section to put them in, and whether or not you can throw it away. Ms. Myers' method? Shout her name of every assignment. Whisper where to put it. Chew you out if you didn't hear where to put it. Chew you out if you put it in the wrong place. Keep you after class and go through your "Throw Away" pile because she doesn't trust you. Chew you out again.

*sigh*

So, we bitched about her as we walked through the hallway. And we bitched about her as we walked to lunch, late as fuck because she kept us in class. I said, "I'm going to rant about her," pulled out my iPod to write this rant while I was standing in the lunch line... and then she walked around the corner.

We all just kind of went "Oh fuck".

Fortunately, Maddy had been talking about some completely random story, and even if Myers had been able to hear what I said, I could've covered my ass and claimed I was ranting about some annoying girl on the bus who always sings 5SOS songs and won't shut about how perfect she thinks Magcon is. (That girl actually exists, and I've considered ranting about her before.)

However, Myers asked me "Why do you have your phone out?" in a voice that sounded almost like our principal. I told her, "It's an iPod," but she said "That doesn't matter, you're not supposed to have devices out."

Without hesitation, I looked her in the eye and said "I was going to show Maddy the ebook that I'm reading," with the steadiest voice I've ever used when lying. She smiled, not so much an evil grin as it was a supportive smile, and walked away.

I swear, I've never been able to hate someone enough to lie to them like that.

She's just so... UGH.

I'mma go find Dad's dart board and print off a picture of that bitch's face. Peace out ✌

UPDATE

FUCK MS MYERS
SHE CAN GO BURN IN HELL

it's been about 2 weeks since I wrote the rant up there ^, and they have been 2 weeks of bliss: I've been sick on nearly every day we've had Science.

WHICH MEANS AVOIDING MS MYERS!

Expect...

There's no avoiding her.

She's everywhere.

Ready to chew you out for every single fucking bloody thing you do.

I just... can't... there's no way to express how much I hate her right now. No amount of ASDFGHJKL's, or UGH's, or FUCK HER's can convey my anger.

I need to murder her.

TANA GIVE ME YOUR KNIVES

I AM NOT KIDDING

I AM NOT KIDDING

MURDER THAT BITCH

So, yeah, this has turned from a rant to plotting murder. Yay.

I've realized that there are 2 types of rants:
1. Ranting about things that have happened to you
2. Ranting about things that other people can relate to

You either write for the people, or write to let it all out.

GAH I NEED TO LOOK UP CREATIVE WAYS TO POISON PEOPLE TO A CERTAIN DEATH WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT

fuck off peeps✌️