Avengers Oneshots [Completed]

Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Mr. Stark," Peter came running into the lab, throwing his things every which way. "You are not going to believe the day I had." Peter flung his sunglasses near his backpack and cringed when he heard a crack of plastic. Cheap sunglasses, what could he do?

"Why do you always feel the need to throw your stuff? It's a lab, not a McDonald's play area," Tony looked up from the screen with different diagrams on it.

"Ok, but hear me out," Peter took a sip of his iced coffee that made Tony raise his eyebrows. Since when was this kid allowed to drink coffee? "Ned was talking to me and he was like, 'dude, what if we made real lightsabers' and my brain exploded!" Peter made sound effects of an explosion. "So I called Shuri-"

"Dear God, you what?" Tony rubbed his forehead. "Does T'Challa know you did this?"

"Probably by now," Peter took another long sip of his coffee. "Apparently she accidentally destroyed part of T'Challa's room. I don't think it was accidental though, but I'm not going to call her out on it."

"So," Tony stood up and sighed. "You're telling me that Shuri made a real-life lightsaber?"

"No."

"Oh good."

"She made two," Peter held up two fingers. "The other one should be in my room by now. She shipped it here." Tony paused and glanced at the kid, his intentions clear on his face. "Wait! Before you make any rash decisions please take into account I really want to be Obi-Wan Kenobi."

"Ok, fine," Tony stayed tense and they stared at each other for a moment. "FRI, I need the boots!" IronMan boots came flying and Peter knew that he had to run now.

"Wait, Mr. Stark, I really want to keep the lightsaber!"

"FRI, lockdown Peter's room."

"FRIDAY, I thought we were friends!" Peter yelled when FRI confirmed he had done it. They didn't stop running though because Peter had a plan.

"I'm sorry, Peter," FRIDAY responded in her usual monotone voice.

"Override Mr. Stark. Reason: because I forgot to water my succulent," Peter yelled as he neared his room. He climbed the walls and swung down the hallway as Tony worked on maneuvering between the close hallways.

"Overriding," FRI said and Tony scoffed.

"FRIDAY, remind me to get rid of that," Tony's eyes widened as Peter dived through his door and onto his bed. Peter ripped open the box and got out a metal hilt he knew belonged to a lightsaber.

"Oh my god," Peter hit the button light erupted in the room. "It's like a glowstick!"

"Don't touch it, no touching!" Tony barreled into the kid's room. "That is a weapon and you are sixteen, that is not safe."

"It's a lightsaber!"

"Put it down."

"I need to facetime Shuri!" Peter turned around, carelessly waving the lightsaber. "FRI, facetime Shuri. Can you put it on the TV?"

"Of course, Peter," FRI replied and a ringing filled the room. Oh boy, Tony had a bone to pick with the girl. Tony smartly kept his distance from Peter but waited for the Shuri's face to come onto the screen.

"Hey, Pete!" Shuri waved into the camera but her face fell slightly when she saw Tony. "Hiya, Tony. Looking good. Not a day over sixty." Tony's eyes widened in offense before remembering why he was even talking to her.

"A lightsaber? You gave Peter, the kid who, by the way, can't even tie a tie, a deadly weapon from a movie?"

"Yes," Shuri nods before there's yelling in the background. "Um, that's the King. He seems to be having a minor meltdown. I got to go. Bye Pete! By Stark!" Shuri's face disappeared and Peter yelled 'bye' even though she was gone. Tony turned to Peter who still was grinning in awe.

"I have a deadly glowstick!"

"I'm going to die."