Avengers Oneshots [Completed]

Broskis

"Sam you ate the last of the waffles, didn't you?" Bucky threw the empty box into the living room where Sam sat on his computer.

"You didn't say I couldn't."

"It was implied by the fact that I love these waffles," Bucky said angrily.

"Then let's go get some more waffles, you little crap." Sam stood. He recycled the box before grabbing his coat. Bucky followed his lead but sluggishly and angrily.

The ride was rough since Bucky kept criticizing how Sam drove and threatening to eat all of his cereal since apparently it was a sharing is caring kind of household. When they finally arrived Sam was ready to throw Bucky out and run him over repeatedly.

They walked into the store, both glowering for their own stupid reasons. However, Bucky's face picked up slightly as he grabbed the cart. Even though they were just there for waffles they'd definitely be getting more, and of course he had to scooter on it.

"You are such an embarrassment sometimes," Sam groans and wraps his arms around himself as they enter the frozen aisle. Bucky hits him with the cart before gliding away. "God dang it."

While Sam was getting waffles Bucky turned into the good snack aisle and grabbed some candy and chips before continuing on his journey. He almost slid past the alcohol aisle before pausing and grabbing a bottle he found on a shelf. It was champagne but it reminded him of something he couldn't quite place so he got it.

"Bucky stop acting like a five year old, let's go," Sam says when he finds him wondering aimlessly in the same aisle. He threw in the waffles and dragged the cart which Bucky stood on. It was quite the sight.

"You walk slow."

"Well I'm dragging a whole god dang man on a shopping cart so I will walk at the speed that I want to." Sam walked on.

They checked out their stuff and went back to the apartment. When they arrived Bucky began putting away one bag and Sam did the other. As Bucky threw a bag of chocolate into the cupboard Sam let out an annoyed groan.

"Bucky," Sam turned, two bottles in hand. "You bought the same exact bottle as the one we already have."

"Oh, that's why I recognized it," Bucky shrugged before grabbing a bottle. "Shall we discard of one of these in the only plausible way?" Sam thought for a second before grabbing to glasses.

"We shall."

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