Love Me Bro

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yeonjun: y'all im scared

yeonjun: one time my baby bro is actin' all like baby who feeds me all these fish cakes like mad man

yeonjun: then he be speakin satoori and make me all weak like fuowncdje brooo

soobin: that's noting compare the way kai innocently asks for my opinion about his.. goddamn outfit

yeonjun: what outfit

soobin: nvm

yeonjun: boi just tell him he is beautiful or sumn

soobin: i cannot, he's wearing a penguin onesie.

taehyun: that's cute

cutiekai: soobin said i look like penguin.

cutiekai: god soobin just tell me i'm beautiful

soobin: nO

yeonjun: lmao, y'all stupid. beomgyu dont even ask for my opinion but i remind him hes beautiful everyday.

beomgyu: yeah, but ure more handsome bro

yeonjun: broooooo

taehyun: im so happy i'm single and dont need no opinion from other people because im beautiful and i'm the one i should love.

soobin: we stan sister sarcasm

taehyun: bitch THATS NOT

cutiekai: i wanna be told im beautiful :( am i ugly soobinie?

soobin: nn jm n  mm n ii k k k

taehyun: soobin.exe stopped working.

yeonjun: am i beautiful beom?

beomgyu: of course you are yeonjun, in every ways whatever you wear. inside out you're beautiful.

yeonjun: mY BRO ❤❤❤❤❤

taehyun: you know what imma say it

taehyun: why dont you two start dating

beomgyu: but arent kai and soobin already dating?

taehyun; i meant you and yeonjun, you chestnuthead

yeonjun: we brodate everyday

taehyun: romantically

yeonjun: ??

taehyun: UGHHHH

taehyun: CAN ANYONE JUST PUT IT TO THEIR HEADS

beomgyu: what?

cutiekai: nope, i wouldnt want them to be lovey dovey first before me and soobinie >:(

soobin: l*vey dovey the heck

soobin: just come to my room

cutiekai: YOU LOVE IT WHEN I KISS YOU, YOU HATE IT WHEN I SAY I LOVE YOU :( WHY AM I INLOVE WITH YOU

beomgyu: oOf he snapped

soobin: sister snapped

cutiekai: FINE BE THAT WAY, imma find a man that will love me then

soobin: baby no

cutiekai: adios sayonara goodbye 再见

yeonjun: soobin, just tell him you love him. that's not hard

taehyun: says the one who cant admit his feelings

soobin: i.. its so hard guys, i cant say it. he will give me those heart eyes full of love and tell me he loves me and its too much i cant do it..do i even deserve him?

beomgyu: but do you love him?

soobin: yes

yeonjun: then tell him before its too late, kai loves you but he could get hurt sometimes.

taehyun: ugh, even though i hate you all. these two idiots have a point. kai will understand it if you tell him that you're sensitive or not much expressive but still it would be nice to feel love and that's what you should do for kai and not be all angry at him but still get his kisses that's unfair.

yeonjun: did he just call us stupid?

beomgyu: we support you soobin! we love you two and we're happy you both are in relationship, we know you two could make it through. and kai is just in my room in his penguin onesie playing with his dolphin that uh.. murdering this bunny stuff toy.

soobin: okay i'll do it, im gonna say it im gonna do it

yeonjun: yASSS SISTER

taehyun: now about beomgyu and yeonjun, why dont you two just say your real feelings? because obviously all it would take is a label and u two are already lovers

yeonjun: gotta dashi run run run BYE

beomgyu: u m

taehyun: beomgyu, i know ure not as stupid as yeonjun. u clearly like him.

beomgyu: i do but what if he doesnt like me? he only see's me as his bro

taehyun: he literally call you all pet names everyday, kisses your cheeks and HE ONLY DOES THAT TO YOU. he only says i love you to you even! bitch if that's not being whipped and in love i might as well migrate to america and find myself some epiphany.

beomgyu: but he's only like that cause we're bros

taehyun: im done