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Today Jensen Misha and Jared were taking us to the set to meet the cast. I was really excited. Richard Speight was one of my favorites. Besides the golden trio of course. As long as Rob Benedict. I know they were going to be there. We all got into Jensen's car. Jared was driving. Misha and I fought for the front seat. I won. I turned up the radio. In Case You Don't Live Forever by Ben Platt was playing. I sung the words along.

You put all your faith in my dreams
You gave me the world that I wanted
What did I do to deserve you?
I follow your steps with my feet
I walk on the road that you started
I need you to know that I heard you, every word
I've waited way too long to say
Everything you mean to me
In case you don't live forever, let me tell you now
I love you more than you'll ever wrap your head around
In case you don't live forever, let me tell you the truth
I'm everything that I am because of you
I, I've carried this song in my mind
Listen, it's echoing in me
But I haven't helped you to hear it
We, we've only got so much time
I'm pretty sure it would kill me
If you didn't know the pieces of me are pieces of you
I've waited way too long to say
Everything you mean to me
In case you don't live forever, let me tell you now
I love you more than you'll ever wrap your head around
In case you don't live forever, let me tell you the truth
I'm everything that I am because of you
I have a hero whenever I need one
I just look up to you and I see one
I'm a man 'cause you taught me to be one
In case you don't live forever, let me tell you now
I love you more than you'll ever wrap your head around
In case you don't live forever, let me tell you the truth
I'm everything that I am
Whoa... whoa...
In case you don't live forever, let me tell you the truth
As long as I'm here as I am, so are you

"yOu CaN sInG!" Misha half yelled. "Yes. Now, take a chill pill."

"We need to audition you for broadway. Screw the show! You are going on broadway!"

"Maybe this will change your mind." I put my phone on the Aux cord and played La-Bibbi- ba-Bibbidi-Dum.

We're on Broadway!" I once knew a kid, his tongue fell off
in his sleep.
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! ("
What?") La-bibbida-bibba-do!
The girl in my basement probably thinks I'm a creep. ("
Yeah,
Probably") La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
La-bibbida-bibba-do!
I've got, Nine Cases of Anti-Fungal ointment, that nobody
can use, without an appointment, down in Woodbury!("
Is that your little play town?") Where it's very
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! ("
La-Bibbida what?") La-bibbida-bibba-dum, give me your bubble
gum! ("
What makes you think I have gum?") "
Yeah, well I found out from Orlando, That Biter was a
handyman." ("
Woah, you've got a handyman that's a walker?") "
Well to be honest he breaks more things than he fixes, but
he still has most of his face so I trust him." Heads in
aquariums, Heads in aquariums.
I love heads in aquariums, I don't find them scary, I'm Fond
of Bavarian cream, my dream of La-bibbida-bibba-dummmmm!
La-bibbida-bibba-doooooo!
La-bibbida-bibba-dummmmmm!
Dum- Dum, Dum-Dum-Dummmmm. "
Starfish Command!" ("
Yeah, you know what, Not even going to bother with that.") "
Ricardo, if you have to ask you'll never know." My uncle was
tall, but had these really short legs!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
La-bibbida-bibba-do!
I wonder if poodles in Jamaica have dreads!?
La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
La-bibbida-bibba-do! "
This is a violet!" ("
No it isn't.") "
Yeah, well it could be a flower." "
The other night, there was this movie all about gardens,
called "
Bloody Shrimp"." ("
You've got a problem.") "
Yeah, I just found out that we just missed Halloween.
I always wanted a Wookie, but I found out they weren't real!
"
Thanks for nothing, George Lucas." La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
La-bibbida-bibba-do!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
La-bibbida-bibba-do!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
La-bibbida-bibba-do!
Cluck!
Went the chicken! "
And that's how they do it on Broadway!" "
Heh-Heh-Heh"

   "You should do that for your school talent show!!!" I looked at Misha disappointed.
"What I'm serious!" I sigh and look away. The next song I play is caral papa.

Beat!

I hurt the gingerbread boy
'Cause he's pretend bread boy
Little cookie man never waved to me
So he got knocked out
Because I flow
La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo
Der-de-duh-de-der
Man I just flow
Shoe shine.
No one wanted your stinkin tiara
Cause no one wanted your stinky chair
Man why you always talking bout the cool kids, who take archery.
Yeah you're a shinky-dink
You'll get a funeral
If you don't wise up and call me
"Carl Poppa"
Ahhh ahh
La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo
Der-de-duh-de-der
I threw a brick in the air!
What kind of brick?
it don't matter cause a brick is just a brick! (Word)
Dark day's darker nights
found my way down a whole without light!
Because i flow!
La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo
Der-de-duh-de-der.
These whole thing were random dead people trying to kill needs to go!
They keep walking
Walking my way
If they're talking can't tell what they say
They keep falling from the stuff in their way
Dead dudes walking
Can move in a day
La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo
Der-de-duh-de-der
Now all the walkers sing
Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh
Now I just want to dance, Yeah!
(Carl poppa!)
Cell block wisdom
French braid tabletop
If you mess with carl poppa uh
Im coming at you like one, two walkers in the back of the club
guessin it's the club were everyone dies
if they try to dance to the music that doesn't play
because we don't got no electricity
what we got is bones, bones, bones
piles of bones, bones, bones, bones, bones
if you try to step up to me
hit you in the femur with another femur that is laying on the ground yeah
wordsmith, rhymes
humalama sumalama hamalama
someone had to cut my baby sista out my momma
They keep walking
Walking my way
If they're talking can't tell what they say
They keep falling from the stuff in their way
Dead dudes walking
Can move in a day
I hurt the gingerbread boy
'Cause he's pretend bread boy
Little cookie man never waved to me
So he got knocked out
Because I flow
La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo
Der-de-duh-de-der
Man I just flow
Shoe shine.
La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo
Der-de-duh-de-der
Carl Poppa
You cannot handle the flow, son

   They all looked amazed at me. Misha just looked at me and said "you know we should do a duet for the talent show."

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