Steve x F!Reader ||"America's Ass"||

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Notes: Hello! I am so glad to be back with more chapters!

Pairing(s): Steve x F!Reader (Married)

Warning(s): I watched Endgame :3, This just has one joke in it but it's not in the same time period or whatever that it took place lol, just regular Steve we all know. Cursing :3

Word Count: 640 Words

First Person Point of View~

Steve and I have been married for about three years. Everything has been going great so far. We have two kids. Two boys. Two little demons that like to wake us up in the middle of night.

Steve is a dream husband. Except when the babies cry...he pretends to be asleep. That's the part where I attempt to kick him out of bed, but that just means he wins.

I looked up from my laptop to see Joshua and Johnathan crawling over to me. "You let them out?" I laughed softly as I saw my husband walk in with muffins in his hand and coffee for me.

"You had them in baby prison." He smiled and handed the coffee over to me.

"Thank you." I said as I grabbed the coffee, "It's not a baby prison! It's a play pen."

"Well they wanted out." He smiled and got a muffin for him, Johnathan used the coffee table to stand up and tried to grab my muffin.

"Noooo." I said to him and put my drink down to pick him up. Joshua looked up at me with big brown eyes, his eyes started to water.

Oh yeah. Fun fact about the twins. If you have one in your arms you MUST pick up the other. If you don't, prepare to have permanent hearing loss for a week. Fun.

"No no no. Don't cry." I sighed and picked him up. They both decided. They both fucking decided. At the same time. Just great. At the same fucking time. To yank my hair as hard as they could.

I whined loudly. They'll understand someday if they ever grow out their hair and have two babies pull their hair at the same time. They'll understand. "Take them!" I said towards Steve

He picked up Johnathan, who still had a pretty strong grip, "We don't pull mommy's hair."

Johnathan looked at Steve, still having a grip on my hair. I tried to tangle Joshua's hands out of his hair, he started whining at me. I decided to tickle him, he immediately let go.

"One down!" I cheered. I kept his hands away from my hair because if I didn't he would do it again.

Steve took forever to get Johnathan's hands out of my hair. "That was an eventful way to start the morning." He smiled.

"You're only smiling because you don't have this problem." I stuck out my tongue childishly.

Johnathan stuck his tongue out at me too, Joshua looked up at me confused.

"Who want's to go back to baby prison?" I asked in an enthusiastic voice. They respond really well when I do. The babies giggled as I grabbed both of them and walked to the play pen, which was in my sight if I sat in the living room close to the door. I put them in and put a couple of toys in with them, they would be distracted for a good 30 minutes if Steve doesn't go mess with them.

I whistled softly as I walked back to the living room to grab my laptop. I saw Steve laughing as he sat on the couch. "Why are you looking at this..?"

He held up the laptop to me, it was a google image search of his ass in a uniform.

"Tony texted me to search up America's Ass." I started laughing too.

"There is something very wrong with the both of you."

(Written: May 11, 2019)

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