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Edited: 04/06/24

Reuploaded: 06/06/24

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L/n clan names Old --> New

Zyra --> Zera

Damien --> Daiji

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The waitress returned with Ino's marinated pork slice things, and she took them excitedly despite Sakura saying that she'll turn into a pig.

We were all taking and lightening up a bit more to the point my ribs were actually hurting from all the laughing when I noticed Yuuto and Riku appear.

Oh so they are in the village. Wonder where they've been hiding at then.

"Hey, ladies!" Yuuto shouted, leaning over the partition and smiling at us, "girls night out?"

"Yeah," Tenten nodded, "so scatter."

"Harsh, Tenten, harsh," Riku mocked putting a hand over his heart dramatically like he'd hurt him.

"Boys, come sit with us," Choji piped up, waving them over.

"Sure thing!" the two of them nodded as a familiar blonde Sannin and a black-haired assistant came wandering over.

"What's happening here, a girls night out?!" Tsunade was extremely drunk.

"Lady Tsunade?!" Sakura and Ino looked at her in shock as she just grinned at us. Shizune was looking at us apologetically.

"Ah yeah... This is a girls only get together," Tenten replied through gritted teeth. I buried my head in my arms.

"Oh no... I know how this is going to end... It didn't end well last time," I complained through my arms as I remembered dinner with Tsunade and Jiraiya. It ended with us in a back alley while Tsunade chucked up everything she ate and drank that night.

"A girls get together, hmm??" Tsunade repeated, "move over, move over!"

She walked in and pushed Hinata out the way, causing me to be squashed in between Shiho and Hinata. It was NOT comfortable.

"Lady Tsunade! You're not really a girl anymore..." Shizune tried to stop her, but Tsunade just wrapped an arm around Hinata and stayed put.

"It's the chest, they're too big now aren't they?" Tsunade asked, acknowledging Shizune's statement as Shizune just sighed in defeat and started putting meat onto a plate, "first bring me a drink!"

"Oh no..." I shook my head and groaned, "this won't end well at all..."

"Oh, you're way past your first drink m'ilady," Shizune commented, shaking her head and then started eating the meat.

Tsunade then looked at the baffled Hinata who was still being tightly held to her side, "so what're you up to? Are you all talking about the boys that you like, hm?"

Of course... She'd obviously jump to that conclusion.

She pointed at me.

"You and Shikamaru!" she kept pointing, I pointed at myself in confusion as Shiho finally moved over and gave me a bit of space to breathe, "I don't like that one bit!"

"O-ok then..." I nodded, I don't really know how to react to be honest.

"We were talking about the chuunin exams," Sakura told Tsunade.

"Yeah we were just reminiscing," Ino agreed.

"With things being like they are right now, we thought that having a little fun together might be a good break," Tenten added on. All three of them held, clearly, forced smiles as Tsunade's drunken one disappeared while Shizune placed a glass of water in front of her.

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