"I'm going for a walk!" I yell as I walk out the door of our new flat.
"Don't get lot!" Dylan yells.
"I don't know anything about London! Of course I'm gonna get lost! I just wanna see the cute Britsh boys!"
"And here I am!" Louis yells walking into the flat.
"And here I'm not!" I yell back walking into the elevator.
"DON"T GET LOST!" Liam yells as the doors close.
"I DON"T KNOW LONDON OF COURSE I'M GONNA GET LOST!" I smile back at Liam as the elevator doors close. Why are people idiots? I mean, first time in London and they expect me of all people to not get lost?!?! AS IF! Anyways I had some cops to get to know.
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"OMG CAN I HAVE A DONUT! YOU'RE GONNA GET FAT EATING ALL THOSE DONUTS! OH WAIT YOU'RE ALREADY FAT!" I yell at the fat cop in front of me.
"Miss, please leave me alone or I will have to arrest you!" The cop states calmly.
"OH PLEASE! YOU"D HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST FATTY! ANYWAYS YOU DON"T EVEN HAVE A GUN!" I laugh. What type of cop doesn't have a gun? And right their in the middle of this tiny coffee shop I was arrested for the first time in London. :)
As I was being "Escorted" (Pulled) out of the shop I glanced at the guy behind the counter, who was smirking clearly amused. With a wink and a two handed hand cuffed wave I walked out the door.
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"You are so lucky I answered the phone and not Liam." Niall says and Zayn signs the release papers.
"The cops here are tuff to break down! Maybe that's why they have no guns!" I AM A GENIUS!
"No. I'm pretty sure that's not it! Now come on let's get some Nando's." Zayn says walking awayf from the front desk. I gasp at him. "What?" He asks.
"That was the longest thing I have ever heard you say! What's Nando's?"
"Don't talk to me until you've had Nando's." Niall frowns.
"Feel the love." I mumble.
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Anywyas I know this is really short and horrible but I was bored, and now im tired, so sorry for any spelling mistakes and I hope you like this chapter! The next will be longer promise!
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The Badass Was Kidnapped
FanfictionReally old book. I was very young when i wrote this, but I can't bring myself to delete it. Read at your own risk. (Yes it is an overly stereotypical 1D fanfic.) If you want a better Niall Horan fic check out Selfishly Selfless :)
