“I refuse to answer that question without a lawyer,” Liam states.
“Here, I’m your lawyer, now answer the question!” Louis says.
“I refuse to answer the-“Liam starts but Louis interrupts him.
“ANSWER IT!”
“Fine! But Niall, if you break her heart I’ll break your-“
“Boobs!” Harry cuts in.
“I do not have boobs!” Niall exclaims.
“Au contraire!” Harry replies.
“I DON’T!”
“DO!”
“DON’T!”
“DO!”
They continue that as I turn to Liam. “Phone Danielle,” I say.
“No! She’ll be mad!”
“DO IT!”
“NO!”
“YES!”
“NO!”
And we keep going as Zayn and Louis starts to talk.
“You stole my mirrors!”
“No I didn’t!”
“Yes you did!”
“NO!”
“YES!”
“NO!”
“YES!” And that is how Paul found us half an hour later.
“GUYS! What is going on?” He asks.
“Liam won’t phone Danielle!”
“Jess is forcing me into something I don’t want to do!”
“Louis stole my mirrors!”
“Zayn is crazy!”
“Harry keeps saying I have boobs!”
“Niall has boobs!” We all exclaim at once.
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The Badass Was Kidnapped
FanfictionReally old book. I was very young when i wrote this, but I can't bring myself to delete it. Read at your own risk. (Yes it is an overly stereotypical 1D fanfic.) If you want a better Niall Horan fic check out Selfishly Selfless :)
