Are you kidding me? (Jeff the killer x reader)

Chapter 2 #Am I a joke to you!

I woke up from a strange noise that was coming from outside.

"Really? Can't a person get a freaking good night sleep"

It's probably the dog messing around. I rubbed my eyes and stood up from my bed and looked out the window.

Nothing...

"Okay? That's odd.. whatever I'll just go back to sleep"

I got back to my bed and closed my eyes. After a few seconds I heard that same noice.

"Okay wtf"

I opened my eyes but I didn't get up right away. I checked the time on my phone, 3 am.

"Really"

I sat on my bed and looked at my window.

"Hmm, did I leave it open? I'm so forgetful"

I stood up and closed my window but when I turned someone else was in the room with me.

"Who the hell are you! and why do you smell like shit? Damn you stink"

The person started to laugh but it wasn't a normal laugh. He laughed in a psychotic way that made me uncomfortable.

"What's so funny!" I yelled

suddenly the room was silent. 'Okay this can't be good' I thought to myself.

"Go to sleep" he said and pulled out a knife and came towards me

"Holy shit"

I grabbed my bat as fast as I could and hit him as hard as I could.

"Ouch wtf bitch!" The person yelled and dropped the knife.

I grabbed my phone and turned on my flashlight. Omg is it who I think it is? It can't be.

"Are you Jeff? Omg I'm talking to Jeff the killer"

"You know me?" He asked confused

"Yeah, omg can I take a picture with you?"

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU!"

"Could you keep it the fuck down! My mom is sleeping"

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARE!"

"Jeez, what's your problem dude?"

"The problem is I'm supposed to kill yo- uhh? What the fuck are you doing!?"

"Oh sorry I was texting my friend, she's a huge fan of you creepy pasta's, so I told her I was almost killed by you but I hit you with my bat"

"Am I a fucking joke to you!"

"Yes, yes you are"

"I'M A FUCKING KILLER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD"

"and I'm just a girl who wants some freaking sleep! Is that to much to ask bro!"

"You know what screw you bitch, YOU'RE CRAZY"

"Thanks, I'll take that as a complement"

"I'M COMING BACK FOR YOU"

"you're leaving already? What about the picture?"

"Fuck you and your picture"

"Omg RUDE!"

He rolled his eyes at me and grabbed his knife. Damn I better start locking that window.

"Hey Jeff? So you are actually real?"

"listen bitch! You annoy the fuck out of me"

"Well someone has to teach you some manners, I asked a freaking question"

"Do I LOOK unreal to you!"

"Yeah totally, so if your real that means the others are real to?"

"WHY AM I STILL TALKING TO YOU"

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING JEFF"

"Omg you're driving me insane!"

"You are driving me insane"

"Shut the fuck up before I kill you!"

"Shut the fuck up before I hit you with my bat again"

Damn, who knew Jeff the killer would be so annoying.

"You think a bat will do me anything!"

"Yeah! It did! Just a few moments ago. You've been defeated by a bat son and you call yourself a killer. One job Jeff, you had one job to do and you sucked"

"Okay fuck this shit I'm out"

"Yeah, have a good day Jeff, it was nice meeting you"

"FUCK YOU" he said and jumped out of the window

"Damnit, at least use the door to get out! You left some dirt behind!"

He was gone, I don't know where but I hope he doesn't come back. Omg that was so tiring. Not even one second past and I was fast asleep.