No Choice |Glitchy Red X Reader|

___CHAPTER SIX___

:     GIFT
:      ME
:      A
:     LIFE
:      OF
:      MY
:      OWN

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"So~ You met a girl, huh?" Silver wiggled his eyebrows and nudged my shoulder. I scoffed and rolled my eyes in annoyance.

"A girl? Sure, I guess you could say that." I shrugged a bit and continued walking, my fists clenched and my face contorted into its usual scowl.

"I mean, I only got a good look at her face and heard a very feminine voice. She acted like a girl." I continued talking about nonsensical stuff to keep them distracted from what had happened.

"Did you see the body though?" Sonic smirked and wiggled his eyebrows as well. Ben chuckled and gave the same childish smirk. "It's all about dat ass dude, you know that."

Immature idiots...

How am I friends with them?

"Uh, nuh uh! It's all about the boobs!" Sonic retorted and shot Ben a glare, who returned the look. Before any of us knew it, the two were butting heads over female assets.

"You sick perverts..." Dark Link grumbled and scoffed, walking off ahead of them to catch up with me and Silver. Silver looked back at the arguing guys, overhearing their topic and immediately turning red.

"Not you too..." I eyed him narrowly, growing agitated from the behavior they were showing off.

"RED I CAN'T HELP IT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT FEMALES AND I'VE NEVER ENCOUNTERED A FEMALE SO IT SOUNDS REALLY HOT OH MY GOD RED HELP MEEEE!!" Silver started leaking blood from his nose before completely passing out, his body falling on the hard pavement.

I sighed but couldn't help the smile creeping up on my face. "This is why you're younger than me." I chuckled and hoisted his body over my shoulder like the sad sack of potatoes he was.

"Hey, good for you at least." Dark Link looked at me with a genuine smile.

One that lasted for just a mere second before his cheeky grin came out to play.

"You're following in Ben's footsteps dude." He pointed back at Ben with a chuckle. I laughed but held a hand over my mouth when Ben came storming up to us both.

"Aye!! I'm a motherfuckin player, got that?!" He boasted and stuck his middle fingers up at both of us.

Sonic came up from behind us and socked Ben square in the jaw. Ben's nose erupted into a blood mess and he spun around dizzily.

"Yeah, no! He's a GREAT example of a TERRIBLE boyfriend! Don't be like that douchebag. And don't trust guys that are more into ass than beautiful breasts." Sonic scoffed and shook his head in disappointment, patting my shoulder for some form of comfort.

Honestly, the fact that you both are ONLY into bodies is a little bad...

But Sonic has a point...

About the Ben thing...

NOT the breasts thing...

I don't have a favorite I swear!!

"Dammit!! Now you got me thinking about it!!" I growled and smacked him in the back of his head. He winced and rolled his eyes. "Man whatever... I tried to help you..." He grumbled and pushed past both Darkness and I.

"She has a nice body though..." I overheard him muttering to himself and I grew even more upset.

I know this blue shithead helped me save Y/n...