seven eleven ∞ m.c.

twenty eight

michael and lauren were up early, in time to see luke out the house, and meet with alexia. they both didn't say anything, they just watched him leave with the overly happy girl, then tyla outbursts from the room that was originally for ashton.

her hair was everywhere, and she was half naked. "hey, where's ashton?" lauren asks from downstairs, michael dropping the cup of juice in his hand.

"ashton fletcher fucking irwin!" michael exclaims, trying not to outrage at him. lauren rushes, tyla staring at him.

"it's not what you think."

"if you two had sex that's exactly what he thinks." lauren clarifies, ashton walking out of the bedroom. "ashton?"

"we didn't, i sorta..."

"ew dude," lauren laughs, michael's face turning pale.

"you're acting as if mikey didn't do the same." ashton spoke, michael dismissing himself from the awkward conversation.

"but we're together. i hope michael beats your ass again, just because!" lauren grins, grabbing a cloth from the bathroom to clean up the spilled juice. "oh tyla, and next time try not to make it obvious."

"he usually sleeps long, i didn't know." she rushes. "please don't tell him."

"what, that you fucked his best friend then lied to him about it? he's going to find out at one point, but that's none of my business." lauren chuckles, ashton groaning.

"im screwed."

as soon as she reaches michael, he kisses her. "they had sex, im not stupid. im going to kill ashton."

"don't do it while im here."

all of a sudden, michael hears a sob from the living room. "cal, are you okay?"

"no. i lied. i fucking lied! nicole and i aren't fine, she's with another guy." he exclaims, not even crying that much.

"don't you have someone else?"

"i met this girl jay. her brother was a dude i sold weed to. it's a long story but i think she's pretty cool."

"you just a solved your own problem. now ive got to solve my own."

"oh dude, ash had sex with your sister. luke said i shouldn't tell you, but i am anyways because malum af." calum pats his shoulder laughing. michael laughs as well, remembering the joke from high school.

"malum af?" lauren repeats.

"michael and calum is malum. that was our ship name from this gay couple in high school that thought cal and i were an adorable couple." michael rolls his eyes. "so ours is...mauren, i guess."

"yeah, don't ever say that again."

a/n

drammaaaaaa plus cal and i are going to hit off. hahahahaha lauren(dimplefeels) we can have our double date now asdfghjkl