seven eleven ∞ m.c.

fifty three

it's been so crazy these last two months. lauren and michael broke up for three hours and obviously had makeup sex. it's just stupid for them to even try and break up because it's impossible. so now, after two months, they decided to release the boys' album early, and now people are blowing their manager's phone up.

today, they have an interview, their first interview with this male and female, on a show they're not familiar with. as many times as the girls tried getting the boys to dress nice they're all in skinny jeans and ripped up shirts. "im done trying!" tyla throws her hands up.

it was the boys' cue to go up, so the girls watched from a TV backstage, smiling widely. it was obvious, after introductions, the first question was going to be about their love life's. "who's single?" the man spoke, smirking.

the crowd ooh'ed when none of the boys raised their hand. ashton nudged luke, "you and alexia are together?" he asks. luke nods.

"are you serious?" calum laughed looking over at luke.

"it would've been nice to tell us." michael adds, alexia blushing, trying to hide it.

"so what? michael's engaged!" luke squints his eyes at michael, a camera zooming in on his engagement ring.

"oh my, you're engaged?" the woman spoke. "who's the lucky lady?"

"lauren." he smiles. "lauren devine."

"can we meet her? or meet all the girlfriends?" and when the boys said yes, all the girls scrambled to hide but there was nowhere to hide. they were forced out by a producer, alexia proudly walking out first. lauren still tried hiding, so the producer just carried her over his shoulder.

michael laughs, "you're always so difficult."

"shut up. i'll still beat your ass even if we're in tv." she scowls, sitting on his lap after greeting the two.

there was a moment of silence. "they're hot!" someone from the crowd exclaimed, followed by cheering.

••••

after the interview, jay was yelling at calum at how embarrassing that was. alexia and luke were too busy sucking each other's faces, tyla and ashton still not comfortable showing affection to each other around michael. "im helping lauren with something about the wedding, we'll be back later!" calum grabs her hand and rushes to his separate car.

"what are you doing?" she asks.

"im nervous." he admits. "what if she doesn't like it."

lauren groans, "grow some balls and man up. it's like a date."

"excuse me?" jay asks, hearing everything out of context. "what date?"

lauren looks at calum, then jay. jay didn't know whether to be mad or scared. "i shouldn't tell you but i have to before you think im cheating. i have a surprise for you tomorrow for our anniversary."

lauren walks away, and jumps on michael's back. "babe, im so tired." he frowns.

"i know something that'll wake you." lauren smirks, jumping down from his back and leaning on his car. her hands play with his belt buckle before he realize they're in public.

"we can't do this in public, laur. get in the car." he declares, opening the car door. she climbs in, and he walks to the other side. as soon as he started the car, she pulls his pants and boxers down a bit to get hold of him. "i can't believe you're doing this. if we crash it's your fault."

"you owe me when we get home." she demands, before michael pulls off.

••••

"you guys are gross, ew." jay says, the smell of sex lingering throughout michael's house.

"yeah whatever. at least lauren isn't flexible eno-"

jay jumps on michael pretending to choke him. calum just laughs, "don't mock her, she'll really choke up next time. she almost choked luke."

"luke is just an ass period." she says. "we were out at a bar once, and this boy was hitting on me. i told him i had a boyfriend and he offered a threesome and luke laughed. he fucking laughed, didn't even try and stand up for me."

"there's was a better chance of you beating his ass than me." luke comes from nowhere, smirking.

"you guys have sex swenty-four seven." alexia spoke, looking at the couple laying under the bed comforter naked.

"surprised you and luke didn't do it yet. except for when he fing-" alexia throws the closest thing at lauren, making her laugh.

"get up. you can't be lazy when you're getting married in eight months." jay smiles. "you've gotta burn off the calories so we can size your dress."

"ive burned off calories already." she looks at michael. "a lot of calories."

"you guys are fucking gross." luke speaks. "i hate couples that can talk with their eyes, it's fucking creepy."

calum and jay look at each other, and start laughing. "they're talking about you mikey." luke jokes.

"we really are." jay chuckles.

"i can see your boner, mikey." calum laughs, lauren looking, then laughing.

"jay did it. she jumped on top of me." michael spoke, knowing how to piss her off.

"dude," cal warns.

"im gonna kill you when you get up!" jay exclaims.

a/n

mouth still hurts.

sorry for not updating.

im thinking of posting a rated-r cal one shot or a lovey dovey one shot :)